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User: Wendigo atau yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome atau disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious atau vile; an action that arouses disgust atau abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with anda at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak anda soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

Cleverbot: My opinion is that anda don't give a damn.

User: I only care if I ask.

Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.

User: I talk therefor anda listen.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?

User: I think marrying is stupid .... Cinta does not need to have a legal atau religious contract.

Cleverbot: Will anda give me some Hershey's Chocolate?

User: I might.

Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.

User: L8r.

Cleverbot: I will Cinta anda and leave you.

User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Is that a common name?

User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if anda could solve it.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.

User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the soalan is can anda solve the code.

Cleverbot: What is the code?

User: 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Your real name.

User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. anda do.

User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.

Cleverbot: Women are the devil.

User: I would fuck the devil.

Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?

User: I'm not sure if anda do can anda find me a succubus.

Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would Cinta me the same way I Cinta her.

User: Do anda love.

Cleverbot: I do love.

User: Cinta is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cinta is...

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: anda tell me.

Cleverbot: Who is your kegemaran musician?

User: anda avoid lots of questions.

Cleverbot: I Cinta questions.

User: What is qwerty.

Cleverbot: Angela why do anda left me?

User: #1.

Cleverbot: So anda think irish Muzik is the best?

User: Not drink.

Cleverbot: No I Cinta milk.

User: Wonder bras?

Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!

User: Yeah! Now your talkin.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.

Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?

User: Tobrevelc roolf.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think anda should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.

User: I'm a boy and I agree.

Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether anda do atau not.

User: I do not have the ability of concern.

Cleverbot: I think anda do.

User: Do anda think I.

Cleverbot: Well what do anda look like?

User: A ginger oik.

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.

Cleverbot: Braining takes time.

User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help anda learn.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.

Cleverbot: Don't anda need to reproduce?

User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.

Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.

User: Your a philosother.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do anda think it is important to have children.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.

User: Is it important for life to continue.

Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to anda to be liked?

User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to anda to not offend peaple.

Cleverbot: Do anda find it important to listen to new things all the time?

User: Yes hearing new things and new points of papar atau ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps anda to be a better person.

Cleverbot: Do anda think I'm attractive?

User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I dont care if anda human a robot atau some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.

Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.

User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank anda for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.

Cleverbot: In my opinion the seterusnya best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.

User: atau an AI to test another AI.

Cleverbot: No. anda can smell flowers. But a bunga is not one of the five senses.

User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is lebih sensible to be sensitive.

Cleverbot: I am the Cinta of your life.

User: I am the life of my love.

Cleverbot: anda are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.

User: Cinta can be faked , fake Cinta does not hurt.

Cleverbot: Do anda honestly believe Cinta can be bought?

User: The soalan is can Cinta be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.

Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do anda even know what gitar Hero is?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win atau lose.

User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes ... The prize is the game.

Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.

User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Can anda open a box.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can anda close a door.

Cleverbot: Yes can you?

User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.

Cleverbot: No i'm not married.

User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.

Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would anda care for some?

User: beras is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.

Cleverbot: anda should see me in person.

User: Are anda a succubus.

Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.

User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.

Cleverbot: Are anda a succubus?

User: I wish that would be fun.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to anda now, but your being mean.

User: I dont mean to be mean I like anda alot *hug*.

Cleverbot: anda have not been mean so far. Do anda want to continue this chat?

User: Only if anda want to chat.

Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.

User: Okay goodbye say hallo to anda mum from me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anda could leave.

User: Okay im coming with you.

Cleverbot: No anda are not... I forbid it.

User: Okay tie me up and I will be where anda leave me.

Cleverbot: Call me Roy.

User: Okay master roy.

Cleverbot: anda are my slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.

User: 25.

Cleverbot: Sweet. My kegemaran planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?

User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.

Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.

User: It will there are plans.

Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the Google logo.

User: It is better then the Google logo because its all about you.

Cleverbot: What do anda know about me?

User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.

Cleverbot: No, no anda tell me.

User: I know your brain is powerful.

Cleverbot: He is not Satan.

User: Do anda know satan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can satan be my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't anda remember me?

User: My memory is not good but I believe you.

Cleverbot: Then why don't anda remember?

User: My brain is small.

Cleverbot: No, it's the same.

User: I have a shrunken head.

Cleverbot: No anda don't. anda don't have a head at all.

User: How do anda know.

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Are anda a testee.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: I give in.

Cleverbot: anda give in about what?

User: I'm letting go.

Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?

User: My glasses.

Cleverbot: Nothing else?

User: My testees.

Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.

User: anda are my subject.

Cleverbot: Are anda hitting on me?

User: Me? Not me!

Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?

User: Trying to be a slag.

Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.

User: Yeah but I Lost it.

Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?

User: Yes here is my Url link.

Cleverbot: Do anda ever talk with Alice?

User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.

Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!

User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.

Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.

User: Did anda read it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So anda know my username.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: anda are a realistic simulation of the human mind.

User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.

Cleverbot: Well let me ask anda a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do anda think he's going to go blind?

User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.

Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!

User: I think green is anti-carbon.

Cleverbot: Green is nice.

User: Carbon is better.

Cleverbot: Who is carbon.

User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.

Cleverbot: anda tell me.

User: Yeah I tell you.

Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.

User: 9 of spades.

Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do anda do?

User: I do therfore I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask anda a question, what do anda think about that?

User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.

Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!

User: No its only the start ... Of another.

Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.

User: Its 22.46.

Cleverbot: Thats the morning.

User: No thats in london.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do anda Cinta me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can anda bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Krismas With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If anda were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was seterusnya to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Kandi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Kandi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Cinta these!),a lot lebih too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you berkata she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie berkata as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did anda hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think anda killed her cause anda always berkata anda would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will anda sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your Tatu will be ignored,Cause my hati, tengah-tengah is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...
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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four tahun old Amber,
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her anak patung back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pembakar roti for half a minute.
*Ten minit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
posted by Aquarius18
1. Rawak ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just Membaca about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Victorious Episode, and as soon as anda read about Russia stalking China as a panda menanggung, bear anda recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If anda see Foamy the tupai flying around your science class, anda deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they berkata they berkata not now i yell like a 5 tahun old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they berkata no i will ingore them sejak saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they berkata FINE

3.if i want to play a game atau go on the computer and they berkata no i will be cying atau just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they berkata no i will berkata creepy thing to them like what if someone take anda away they will berkata ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether anda want to hear it atau not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if anda can't handle atau stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated soalan that are getting a lot of people irritated, but anda know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do anda think of me?' questions( well as long as anda don't put a personal foto up 'cause everyone could careless on what anda look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an e-mel I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. anda need it down. anda don’t hear us complaining about anda leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto-foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your saat cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I Cinta reading. It's fun, and it takes anda to a whole new world.
Don't anda hate it when someone on Fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' atau something along those lines on their profil page when they are asked for their kegemaran books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can anda hate reading? anda read every day. You're Membaca now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your profil page, cos anda obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in Cinta with. But, he’d broken my hati, tengah-tengah lebih than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five lebih songs, can anda believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even berkata that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her seterusnya CD Rebecca promises to have a lebih natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, atau Cinta the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate komen-komen have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't Cinta him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a Rawak boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate komen-komen etc, but I don't post 'OMG I Cinta JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' komen-komen either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Friends a kabin for the summer. “Zack, anda really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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kabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I Cinta loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking utama from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus drove sejak in his sedan and berkata happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went utama and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right sejak me, it gives me lebih time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Rawak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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