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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If anda can't drink and drive, why do anda need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do anda need a silencer if anda are going to shoot a mime?

Have anda ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would susu come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If anda tied buttered roti bakar to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when anda turn on the headlights?

anda know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when anda transport something sejak car, it's called a shipment, but when anda transport something sejak ship, it's called cargo?

anda know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If anda have your finger touching the rear view mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when anda only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both perpecahan, berpecah apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether anda sit up atau sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an tamat tempoh tarikh on masam cream?

If anda keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not alih 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Does a ikan get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that anda wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time anda take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

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posted by BellaCullen96
Instead of susu and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that anda think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry lembu, lembu jantan in your living room. If anda think a lembu, lembu jantan goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
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