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posted by ase
1. Do anda like pie?

2. Are you, atau have anda ever been a squirrel?

3. Are anda afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are anda a people person atau a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have anda ever wondered what it would be like if anda were an apple?

7. Have anda ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can anda get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have anda ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have anda ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do anda have a sword handy?

14. Do anda like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are anda a thingy-majiger atau a Thingamabob?

17. Do anda like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did anda buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did anda notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are anda so cheap anda would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have anda ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If anda berkata 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did anda kill your teddy menanggung, bear when anda were little?

26. Did anda know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are anda a possum?

28. Do anda like waffles?

29. Have anda ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If anda could breathe in space, would anda go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, atau a black hole?

31. Are anda suicidal?

32. If anda berkata 'yes' to 31: Have anda committed suicide yet?

33. Do anda smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, atau have anda ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do anda like eggs and bacon?

36. Are anda a rabid squirrel?

37. Do anda eat yourself?

38. Do anda eat other people?

39. Have anda ever died?

40. Are anda on the right path in life... atau are anda on the left one?

41. Do anda eat feathers?

42. Are anda dumber than a dodo?

43. Can anda float like a rock?

44. Are anda blonde, brunette, atau pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have anda ever dyed your butt?

46. Do anda walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your kegemaran color nose?

48. Are anda a pig?

49. Are anda a cannibal?

50. Are anda glad this is over?
Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever berkata to me

10. "If anda keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was telah diposkan on my Fanpop dinding sejak Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her dinding letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do anda want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what anda make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is anda get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with anda through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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hei everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Petikan are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sejak hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
bahagian, atas 24 Eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope anda like this one better than the first one please leave a komen if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy menanggung, bear and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and berkata it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy menanggung, bear the sales man gave the girls the Teddy menanggung, bear for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy menanggung, bear evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy menanggung, bear ontop of the book case...
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1. People are lebih likely to tilt their heads to the right when Ciuman instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Cinta song was written 4,000 years lalu and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Cinta relationships began with one atau both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Cinta can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current bahagian, atas 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Cinta this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big peminat of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this senarai actually....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Penulisan this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did atau are doing this, atau that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and Cinta and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My hati, tengah-tengah is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Cinta i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED anda NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY anda LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY anda ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can anda tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, kayu ria is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her lebih attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do anda say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are anda boys all in the same band?
A3: Do anda guys all play for the Green bay Packers?

Q: How do anda make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou van je!

16. English -- I Cinta you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the seterusnya thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just berkata that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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posted by pikachu00
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square atau rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the jawapan to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each soalan with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The jawapan that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The jawapan will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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posted by pinkbloom
I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But Berlakon like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our Muzik and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP


Now we're under covers
Fast ke hadapan to 18, me and my katil are lebih than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...
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I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just Membaca about them could give anda weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...
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posted by whatsupbugs
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This senarai includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Lost City of emas

Dumbo

Frozen 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family