Buy a deck of cards.
How do Dinosaur pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do anda call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do anda call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do anda make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do anda make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do anda prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can anda hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes anda shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find anda very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother penyapu say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
anda go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got anda covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do anda call a anak lembu after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do anda call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the bola keranjang team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do anda call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do anda call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do anda call the best mentega on the farm?
A goat.
What do anda do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do anda get if anda menyeberang, cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do anda get if anda menyeberang, cross an gajah and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do anda get if anda menyeberang, cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A susu truck.
What is a tree's kegemaran drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if anda find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of Kucing like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't anda wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do anda call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do anda call a country where everyone has to drive a merah jambu car?
A merah jambu car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut kedai close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
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