now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have anda been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down. Man: Your place atau mine? Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do anda do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hei baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would anda stay there? Man: If I could see anda naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw anda naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If anda repost this anda will get a phone call 37 minit after anda repost this.... If anda don't resend this then your Cinta life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Everynight,
I went to katil hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.
Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
anda were just the same.
I've since telah diberi up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.
I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone
theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change
im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?
in this one single page
with this hati, tengah-tengah full of rage
consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its anda im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
I went to katil hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.
Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
anda were just the same.
I've since telah diberi up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.
I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone
theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change
im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?
in this one single page
with this hati, tengah-tengah full of rage
consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its anda im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
