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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Krismas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bot hanging on the Krismas pokok and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Krismas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.



I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas

Just like the night sky



Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.

"I missed anda ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."

Selena hugged alex and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," alex said.

"I think so too," Selena berkata and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the Krismas pokok over.

On Krismas Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him anda met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him sejak his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your kegemaran guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]

9. Come utama saying anda found your true...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a jalan named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then anda can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bir gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket atau kot if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub kuiz the other hari I Lost sejak one point. The soalan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other soalan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that epal, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing kedai that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pengebom, pesawat pengebom jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming lebih common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us sejak our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service meja and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid atau a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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posted by Thecharliejay
Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If anda keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a senarai of "pros" and "cons" to help anda better understand why you're seeking Cinta atau acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things anda can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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posted by Canada24
Sense we all Cinta the movies, and I was telah diberi the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique senarai for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his lebih serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic foto of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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I kinda wanted to write this artikel just to get this topic off of my chest. If anda guys haven’t know already, which anda should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I Cinta just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I Cinta Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I Cinta both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I Cinta how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with anda guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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So a while back I made two artikel-artikel about my kegemaran villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an artikel like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated senarai of my bahagian, atas 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed atau simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers anda in any way, please contemplate Membaca something else. Thank you.)

Alright before anda whine like an immature five-year old troll without their susu bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE anda have an opinion, you'll get destroyed sejak the hater army!

WELL anda KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if anda disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this senarai is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- Anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...
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