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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this soalan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda Lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word atau some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands anda the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, alih to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether atau not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one jam to go drink.)
15. tunjuk up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, anda should start crying for mommy).
16. komen on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag anda away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs anda could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right seterusnya to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything anda can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of beras cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 beras cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Cry and Bawl
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don’t know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all soalan and jawapan completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After anda get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the komen “Please use the attached notes for references as anda see fit.”
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that soalan #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minit into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your jawapan are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything anda write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person seterusnya to anda as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor atau better yet; cross-dress
43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minit early.
46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
48. Bring cheerleaders, atau bring pets
49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, atau fluorescent markers.
50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim anda are going to be taping your seterusnya video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 52. Go to an exam for a class anda have no clue about, where anda know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize anda if anda belonged. Claim that anda have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
54. Bring a water pistol with you, atau start a brawl in the middle of the exam
55. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.
56. Bring a friend to give anda a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because anda have bad circulation.
57. When anda walk in, complain about the heat.
58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to anda every few minit throughout the exam.
61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told anda so”.
62. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”
63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)
64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a topi keledar with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.
65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the saat hand reaches 6, start Singing the Countdown theme tune.
66: leave the whole exam blank after Penulisan THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK
67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out
68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds
69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend/girlfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get anda to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . “
70. colour in the letters that have a closed of angkasa i.e. a, b, d, e etc
71: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling anda that”. Cover the entire page/paper. atau put movie Petikan like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”
72: Get three of your Friends to dress up in red robes with crosses. Have them wait outside the class until anda get the test and say “I though I was taking a test. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Then have your Friends run in yelling ” NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”. Try do do this with other Monty ular sawa, python gags to mix things up.
73: Get a friend to help anda answer the soalan sejak doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!
74: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.
75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let anda finish, but Beyonce had one of the best video of ALL TIMEE!
76. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give anda Up’ over the speakers.
77: Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start Singing the tune, see how many people catch on.
78: Yell out anda Lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )
79: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say anda can dance if anda want to, if your Friends don’t dance then they are no Friends of yours.
80: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on soalan that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this soalan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda Lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word atau some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands anda the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, alih to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether atau not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one jam to go drink.)
15. tunjuk up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, anda should start crying for mommy).
16. komen on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag anda away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs anda could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right seterusnya to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything anda can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of beras cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 beras cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Cry and Bawl
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don’t know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all soalan and jawapan completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After anda get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the komen “Please use the attached notes for references as anda see fit.”
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that soalan #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minit into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your jawapan are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything anda write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person seterusnya to anda as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor atau better yet; cross-dress
43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minit early.
46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
48. Bring cheerleaders, atau bring pets
49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, atau fluorescent markers.
50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim anda are going to be taping your seterusnya video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 52. Go to an exam for a class anda have no clue about, where anda know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize anda if anda belonged. Claim that anda have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. 53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
54. Bring a water pistol with you, atau start a brawl in the middle of the exam
55. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.
56. Bring a friend to give anda a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because anda have bad circulation.
57. When anda walk in, complain about the heat.
58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to anda every few minit throughout the exam.
61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told anda so”.
62. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”
63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)
64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a topi keledar with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.
65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the saat hand reaches 6, start Singing the Countdown theme tune.
66: leave the whole exam blank after Penulisan THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK
67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out
68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds
69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend/girlfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get anda to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . “
70. colour in the letters that have a closed of angkasa i.e. a, b, d, e etc
71: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling anda that”. Cover the entire page/paper. atau put movie Petikan like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”
72: Get three of your Friends to dress up in red robes with crosses. Have them wait outside the class until anda get the test and say “I though I was taking a test. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Then have your Friends run in yelling ” NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”. Try do do this with other Monty ular sawa, python gags to mix things up.
73: Get a friend to help anda answer the soalan sejak doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!
74: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.
75: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let anda finish, but Beyonce had one of the best video of ALL TIMEE!
76. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give anda Up’ over the speakers.
77: Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start Singing the tune, see how many people catch on.
78: Yell out anda Lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )
79: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say anda can dance if anda want to, if your Friends don’t dance then they are no Friends of yours.
80: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on soalan that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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