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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. sejak Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy seterusnya to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sejak a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people seterusnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down seterusnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your kegemaran tunjuk the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tunjuk number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case anda missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artikel series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and Rawak scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked anda all for ideas in the komen-komen section below! That's also how this tunjuk has been running since Episode 2, so if anda like this series, then don't forget to peminat and leave a komen below on what anda guys and gals want me to create in the seterusnya episode!

And with that being...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, anda don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 tahun old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are Bayi ugly at first?
"How about you...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, anda guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do anda want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings anda want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, atau added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A hari In The Life Of A Fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in lebih articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper atau self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are pahit but the Buah is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which anda can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming atau seem polite. atau he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, atau worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear lebih of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? atau simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every hari of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy atau grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I Cinta this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my kegemaran disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage anda to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old artikel that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by chrystea
anda will need an object(you can carry),a yellow atau white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minit then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take anda on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And anda often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As anda have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose anda can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google imej
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com