1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom
2. Tell him anda met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him sejak his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your kegemaran guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]
9. Come utama saying anda found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" atau "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can anda clean my room?"
12. Ask him if anda can get a pet( If anda don't have one already) and if he suggests a ikan say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add lebih if anda give me more!
2. Tell him anda met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him sejak his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your kegemaran guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]
9. Come utama saying anda found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" atau "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can anda clean my room?"
12. Ask him if anda can get a pet( If anda don't have one already) and if he suggests a ikan say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add lebih if anda give me more!
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see anda again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I berkata YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do anda mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the tunjuk today! BYE! I HOPE anda ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the bahagian, atas of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy menanggung, bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Rawak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Rawak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy menanggung, bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Rawak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Rawak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the seterusnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the seterusnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because anda Cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first Cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because anda Cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first Cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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