Rawak Article: bruno mars parody

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posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i Cinta bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way anda are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl anda need to shave

and when anda smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos anda are disgusting, with atau without make up on

her lips her lips look at that cold sore oh how disgusting
her laugh her laugh she hates and but i have to agree

shes so creepy and i tell her everyday

oh anda kno anda know i always ask anda to change

if perfects what your searching for then anda need sherlock holmes

so don't even bother asking if anda look ok anda know id say

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl anda need to shave

and when anda smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos anda are disgusting, with atau without make up on

the way anda areee
the way anda areee
girl your disgusting with atau without make up on

when i see your face
theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl anda need to shave

and when anda smile
the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while
cos anda are disgusting with atau without make up on
YEAH!

deathding, jamahl17 and 8 others like this

Lolly4me2 XD That made my night.

iamagagamonster haha thats good

trentgwenfan1 that is so funny

teamsalvatore98 lol

ilovepercy omg me n her made this up on the way to the bus stop XD thatrs awesome

iamagagamonster yea we did! ^^^^^^^^

LinaHarrow Awwww... how sweet!! I ecspecially loved this line: "the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while"

bahagian, atas 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all sejak himself.. Though he than gets recaptured sejak Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

Canada24's bahagian, atas eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated atau misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. atau Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann berkata it was....

In-Indie - 1979 Revolution: Black Friday

posted by Windwakerguy430

This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.

1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those Filem and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing lebih than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Cinderella and Tangled all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant menunjukkan of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...

Elijah Jones set for new album promotion in September?

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?

Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking foto on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel foto was of a bantal and Petikan expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if anda guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's seterusnya promotional album will actually be K-12 sejak Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a peminat account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a Piano song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....

Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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A Somewhat Thing: 1. Room of Useless Memories

posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray dinding behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....

project blue beam

posted by MeiMisty

by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of hati, tengah-tengah disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced sejak Project...

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3 SCARIEST Japanese URBAN LEGENDS in Gacha Life

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Elijah Jones - New Album?, Everything anda need to know.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue

The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the tahun 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" sejak Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much sejak which he hasn't hardly berkata anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether atau not his seterusnya supposedly album will spark the...

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of anda who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in soalan on whether atau not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his seterusnya "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New kegemaran Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new kegemaran characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another artikel like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my kegemaran characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C lebih than characters...

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Burger King Foot salad

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what anda get. A 4channer uploaded a foto anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the salad anda eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minit later, the Burger King in soalan was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief huraian of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, atau reflected, moving atau different Warna for you.

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, Penulisan and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing atau processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

why do y’all still care about grammar in the tahun of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because anda associate it with education and think that the lebih educated anda are the better anda are? because being educated automatically makes anda an athority on whatever anda wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: hei Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings anda here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an jam down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't anda know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...