Rawak Article: Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With anda XD

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With anda XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have anda been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hei baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would anda stay there?

Man: If I could see anda naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see anda naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when anda fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when anda got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't anda married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that anda want me.
Woman: anda know, you're dead right...I want anda to go away!

deathding, rosewinton3055 and 36 others like this

smileypop9 lol :D im gonna use some of those!!

drunksheep Brilliant!

CourtneyFan17 Thanks! And yeah I'm using them too!

ciaraluvsjustin So gonna use them!!

bustacap96 Good thing I don't use these XD

Kate481216 Lol xxx

teamsalvatore98 lol <3

CourtneyFan17 Glad you guys like it!

AmazingDream17 HAHA! I burst out laughing!

ELITEHALOKILLER THATS GIVING WOMEN A IDEA TO KEEP AWAY FROM MEN IF THEY WANT THEM >=D

magicgirl123 Omg I am going to have to remember these!!!!!!!!!!

rabigfan96 lmfao i am going to yous these

abbie_lelouch love them! xD

Ayame_Chan Haha,lol^^

JonasLuver1 Hahahaha I think if I said that to a guy his face well fall on the ground! :D

misaki01 ROFL Gud perv tricks !! gud for those PERVERTIC men X3 :p

glitter1001 ROFL SO GANNA USE THEM BRILLENT THNKS

knuklehead7 ROFL

NeuroticSinner ..Good thing no one even flirts with me, I don't have to Memorize so many Quotes. <-- weak memory

Meme I shit anda not

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Coraline Review

posted by PeacefulCritic

Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline atau Coraline whichever one anda prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...

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Kucing

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Game Central Station

posted by Hades_Shadow

For all Wreck-it Ralph peminat-peminat out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who Cinta the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for anda to game jump. anda can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...

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DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!

posted by kicksomebut23

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop anda from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what anda believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if anda do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If anda Like Anime, buku , A Certain Artist, atau whatever....love it because its anda and your opinion. Don't make others change anda and stop...

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SCP-509

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans atau pigs, living atau dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four minit of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...

Anne Hathaway

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A Game of Flashlight Tag - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If anda don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but anda play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the jalan my house was on was skirted sejak a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. anda could run through...

bahagian, atas five F*** anda CARTMAN moments

posted by Canada24

I Cinta Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical papar to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", sejak pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...

five "necessary evil" characters I can think of

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Friends and family...

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Abandoned Servers - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

anda know those eerie feelings anda get when anda are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years lalu I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minit of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

The Crawlspace - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up sejak itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind anda once anda get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a saat thought,it wasn't until the fifth tahun that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months lalu i was utama alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if anda drive down this road on a hari were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then anda might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is berkata to be easy to recognize cause if its summer atau winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones anda can find in the stores. according to the story,if anda drive up along side her and roll down the window...

Cinderella (2015)

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Traffic Solutions: Flyovers

posted by garnetsai

Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government sejak lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M jejambat and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing lebih than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 tahun old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring anda to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: Frozen (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but anda pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of anda is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - Krismas artikel

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

anda better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling anda why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty atau nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees anda when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad atau good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...

Ryuk (Death Note)

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