A guy was annoyed sejak his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and berkata "will anda marry me? The ring is inside me"
She berkata nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and berkata "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and berkata "will anda marry me? The ring is inside me"
She berkata nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and berkata "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
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Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277
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It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050
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The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488
The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893
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He came to school with a gun
All the kids would shout and run
Screaming crying blood and tears
Would be all he could hear in his ears
Blasts of bullets filled the sky
As one after the other they all fell dead
The one holding the weapon began to scream
Floods of tears ran down his face
As the end of the api, kebakaran arm closed the space
Pointing its tip to his head
As cover the eyes from the dead
In one bang he was dead
Many kids looked around
Dead teenagers all around
Not many people had cared for him
They were happy to make fun of him
they were happy to throw things at him
in the end of this mess
the mess that brought life and death
as the sky began to rain
i ask
wasn't he the one in pain?!
All the kids would shout and run
Screaming crying blood and tears
Would be all he could hear in his ears
Blasts of bullets filled the sky
As one after the other they all fell dead
The one holding the weapon began to scream
Floods of tears ran down his face
As the end of the api, kebakaran arm closed the space
Pointing its tip to his head
As cover the eyes from the dead
In one bang he was dead
Many kids looked around
Dead teenagers all around
Not many people had cared for him
They were happy to make fun of him
they were happy to throw things at him
in the end of this mess
the mess that brought life and death
as the sky began to rain
i ask
wasn't he the one in pain?!
1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee sejak soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your Friends face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say anda have a ghost clock until anda get tired atau pass out.
10. make Rawak komen-komen to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of Rawak fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say anda want breakfast.
19. eat Chocolate cake until anda go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee sejak soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your Friends face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say anda have a ghost clock until anda get tired atau pass out.
10. make Rawak komen-komen to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of Rawak fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say anda want breakfast.
19. eat Chocolate cake until anda go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!