Raaaaaaaaaaaandom :|

-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at utama and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never tunjuk up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own utama and being controlled sejak your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a Rawak book I was Penulisan about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, saat of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping cart, troli and switch the items with stuff from the person seterusnya to them's cart, troli
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. alih "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings utama a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"

When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When anda are dating..... A Single katil for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size katil feels like an army cot.

When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked....