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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, cookies, biskut and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The Brave

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's hari time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get utama so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it utama in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda Cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....

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the Angel on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my hati, tengah-tengah
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to anda in form of desire
anda float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
anda jump about
cos anda cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make anda fly
the Angel will make anda cry
the Angel will make anda feel how others feel
so anda can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not sejak me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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A really bad hari

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps seterusnya to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy anda another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This hari is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police berkata that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in katil with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, anda tunjuk up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your makan malam, majlis makan malam with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in Rawak spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone anda meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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A senarai of Sites anda Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the senarai when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda pautan to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sejak the name of the Url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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100 Reasons why anda Cinta her

posted by Milorox18

1. I Cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I Cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I Cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, anda answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, anda answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, anda answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, anda say “is that so?”
5. If anda so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher anda did not turn in your homework because anda were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When anda sleep over never boss me around in katil unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If anda don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” atau “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If anda want sex, just ask. (In case anda didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by Milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes anda make me so mad i wanna throw anda in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style anda wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy- Guys point of View

posted by Milorox18

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make anda tear up :)
 Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist. 
2-Talk to her. 
3-Share secrets. 
4-Give her your jacket.
 5-Kiss her slowly.

Are anda remembering this?

6-Hug her. 
7-Hold her. 
8-Laugh with her. 
9-Invite her somewhere. 
10-Let her be with anda when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her. 
12-Take pics with her. 
13-Pull her onto your lap. 
14-When she says she loves anda more, deny it. fight back. 
15-When her Friends say i Cinta her lebih than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.

7. After anda have your bath, bungkus, balut a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that anda talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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bahagian, atas 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If anda want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.