Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up sejak St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send anda to Heaven atau Hell. After all, anda enormously helped society sejak putting a computer in almost every utama in America, yet anda also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let anda decide where anda want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let anda visit both places briefly,...
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