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This Rawak kertas dinding contains coklat fudge, lempeng, penkek, rapuh, gula-gula, toffee, and toffy. There might also be perpecahan, berpecah, kek lapisan es, frosted kek lapis, coklat puding, and puding coklat.

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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open sejak themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious sejak now"

"Do what anda want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want anda to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, anda moron."

"You're...so manly "means" anda need a shave and anda sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all anda ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do anda mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minit later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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