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its cute

foto

funny

LOL

This Rawak foto might contain tanda, poster, teks, papan hitam, and chalkboard.

Okay a Halloween story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists atau pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. sejak the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a pancuran, pancuran mandian to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the pancuran, pancuran mandian feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew makan malam, majlis makan malam was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for makan malam, majlis makan malam too. She was...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I Cinta it!)
All I do is just believe in the hati, tengah-tengah of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

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GaGa

added by Gretulee

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear...

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TRUTH & DARE soalan (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tarikh anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen Haiwan reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone,...

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23 Rawak funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with anda guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person seterusnya to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your soalan to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - bahagian, atas 20 senarai

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly sejak giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seterusnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi, cap and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping cart, troli and switch the items with stuff from the person seterusnya to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and anda know it bomb Iraq
If anda cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If anda never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If anda think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute Emo Cinta Petikan

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one anda love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say anda Cinta me unless anda really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like anda could Ciuman my imperfections away,
And I would stand sejak your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to anda on everything I am,
And I dedicate to anda all that I have,
And I promise anda that I will stand right sejak your side,
Forever and always, until the hari I die.

I’m not crying over what anda said;
It’s what anda didn’t say that...

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Quiz:Bet I can make anda say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first kuiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told anda I could make anda say 256.

OK,if anda berkata to yourself,"No.You berkata anda can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if anda didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have anda ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this artikel is right for you! Hahaha. anda know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that anda have to go to the bathroom, and that anda think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are anda doing okay in there?". To make it even lebih annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When anda arrive at the seterusnya stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If anda are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach anda all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now anda know how to do it!
Now, if anda want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and tunjuk your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if anda win, anda get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If anda are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My bahagian, atas 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so anda don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)