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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde balas "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond menyeberang, cross the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish anda guys could get your act together. Just yesterday anda take away my license and then today anda expect me to tunjuk it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the bahagian, atas of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, cross the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean sejak chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, cross roads, but...