Alexandra Burke Feat. Flo Rida - Bad Boys

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when anda sneeze because when anda sneeze, your hati, tengah-tengah stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A siput can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Haiwan that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders lebih than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

Ride mechanical Kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Muzik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos atau rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

Act like anda know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their soalan with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is Berlakon the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are lebih than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has berkata that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that anda have to work hard...

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofa, kerusi panjang "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are Anjing cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do anda fish?:

Nope!


Are anda at the age where anda can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless anda try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do anda have your ears pierced?:

I used to.


Have anda broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because anda know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that anda must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who anda are and anda should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make anda feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

anda know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your kegemaran character from bintang Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled sejak Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, atau Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your kegemaran female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding atau happy
:-( depressed atau frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool atau sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...