10. Sing “Bad Touch” sejak the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with anda for Halloween
4. tunjuk him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sejak Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with anda for Halloween
4. tunjuk him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sejak Madonna.
If anda think anda Membaca all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real peminat Twilight fan, wait until anda read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega peminat of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years lalu when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Cinta with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega peminat of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years lalu when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Cinta with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Kat: anda spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and anda know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Cinta AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, anda stay since anda live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and anda know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Cinta AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, anda stay since anda live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 tahun old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If anda met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know anda don't hit when anda don't get what anda want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's lebih but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what anda think in komen-komen please:)
O.K I have a 7 tahun old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If anda met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know anda don't hit when anda don't get what anda want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's lebih but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what anda think in komen-komen please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE anda AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING anda 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST bintang IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T anda EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO anda BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF atau I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the tunjuk earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE anda AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING anda 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST bintang IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T anda EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO anda BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF atau I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the tunjuk earlyer!Bye!
The End
i Cinta cereal yes i do
i Cinta cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Cinta cerial yes i do i Cinta cerial anda better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if anda can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Cinta creal yes we do i Cinta ceral anda should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Cinta ccerale yes i do
i Cinta crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Rawak songs anda made up plz commet
i Cinta cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Cinta cerial yes i do i Cinta cerial anda better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if anda can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Cinta creal yes we do i Cinta ceral anda should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Cinta ccerale yes i do
i Cinta crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some Rawak songs anda made up plz commet