1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray Anjing in kot closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet Muzik with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person seterusnya to it: "Is this kerusi, tempat duduk SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant pantai ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten minit before it starts, find...
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