Andrew Jackson Jihad - People 2: The Reckoning

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posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the katil holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors sejak your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, anda can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If anda wanna gain a little weight all anda have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks anda what your size is atau how much anda weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when anda think of women anda think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM sejak Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the tunjuk is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If anda look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", atau perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED sejak RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused sejak Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a hati, tengah-tengah attack; his hati, tengah-tengah lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

Code Lyoko

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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Emo Petikan and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Cinta does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sejak an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. lebih Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, jalang, perempuan jalang mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp bintang for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, merah jambu skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp bintang as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop bintang I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop bintang and flew...

Jibril (No Game No Life)

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Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, menunjukkan Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, anda finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, anda shouldn't be tortured sejak the reboot. I'm going to tell anda the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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Iron Maiden

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikel even remotely seriously, then anda probably aren't as smart as anda think anda are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, anda need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an artikel I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of anda who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player sejak the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...

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Kucing

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