Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Cinta with anda
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit anda first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give anda a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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