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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that anda think they're Tom Cruise atau Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie bintang in question).
Ask the guy seterusnya to anda to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person seterusnya to you, "Are anda in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, anda have a very irate home,' she berkata governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

1. If anda are right handed, anda will tend to chew your Makanan on your right side. If anda are left handed, anda will tend to chew your Makanan on your left side.

2. If anda stop getting thirsty, anda need to drink lebih water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep anda from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz moto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best atau nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your tarikh begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat lebih from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the meja, jadual that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help anda make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress sejak punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out sejak punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to prop things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure anda use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the angkasa shuttle.

9 Spend a whole hari eating junk, sarap Makanan without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make Cinta on a forest floor....

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes anda just can't seem to remember why it is anda didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank anda for asking....

bahagian, atas selling albums in 1980s
The bahagian, atas selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed sejak Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the tahun 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand Cinta Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...