Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training anda have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's peminat-peminat sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let anda imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got anda so delirious
Kiss anda through the phone, while I lick anda just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and anda can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby anda so sexy, I Cinta the way them jeans fit
Put anda on my team list, Call anda miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if anda don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got anda phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are anda for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but anda remain
Your eyes starin back...