44 ways to annoy Snape 

XD

What in the world ...? Goodness , he sleeps with a teddy bear?!!!

I do not!

Snap go take a shower you makeing us all sick xD

Yes, HE DOES!

And how would you know?

Probably Lucy slept with Snap once O_o

What in the world...? Okay, this is just too much for me ...

Snap,do you have a gay relationship?

No, I didn't. He slept with a black teddy bear when he was at 5th grade. All Slytherin guys knew about it. Mr. Sprinkles, Mr. Crucio, Mr. Half-blood ... No, I don't remember what was the name of that bear.

^really?,busted Snap X3,and what was the name of your Teddy bear?

Okay, Lucy, remember how you used to STARE at Sirius and James as they walked by??? Remember how you flirted with Mulciber that night???

*eats pop-corn*XD, keep going I'd love to hear more secrets.

Yes, Lucius. Don't lie to me.

Yeah Lucy don't lie,just expose one of his secrets,so people wouldn't stare at you.X3

Oh yeah, remember how you used to dance with Mrs. Norris at the Yule Ball? Because you had nobody to dance with. Remember how Filch was mad , because you took away his "date"?! Remember how Me and the Guys gave you a potion, and every night you were a sleepwalker? You pretended to be a dancing ballerina in a pink dress? Remember how you were drunk and showed the strip by singing Britney Spears's "Toxic"?!!! Remember THAT?!

Remember how you had a poster of Sheldon Cooper whose face you'd lick every night??? Remember how you tried to make the poster 'move'?

Remember when ... Hey wait ... I'm not a Sheldon Cooper fan, you are.

I'm dieying of laughter here,please continue...

You were a bigger one. You used to whisper about how you wanted to "convert" him. Then you called Amy Fowler a...

Well, there are children here, so...

Sheldon Cooper looks like a nerd, why wuild I want to convert with him, if I have a beautiful and sexy blondie in my bed? By the way, you're the one who hasn't got anybody in their bed ... soo ... I win.

I love the way you say beautiful and sexy blondie, but you never admit it's a man.

You bothbothlose.

Stay out of this. I'll bet Lucius is talking about Mr. Lovegood...

Dumbass. I'm talking about Narcissa.

You want to make love to Lovegood!!!

I've had way too much butterbeer...

Cat fight!

Idiot. I didn't want to play this card, but Bro, you leave no choice, - AT LEAST I'M NOT A 50 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN!

DUDE, TOO FAR!!!

Sorry Bro, but you left me no choice.

Hey,why did the fight stopped,I was enjoying seeing you two insult each other.

... Hey, why don't we just two insult you? What do you think about that idea, huh?

Lucius and Severus are SO going out.

Haha,I made Lucy angry XD

Thats my girl.

What the..??? We are NOT.

We are NOT. Seriously, do we even look gay?

Yes.

You're nuts.

Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?

Someone needs to take her to the Mental Hospital as soon as possible...

Right after they take you XD

That's a good one.

It is not! I am perfectly sane.

You are perfectly insane.lol

lol

Why are you laughing?

Why aren't you laughing?

And what shuild I do? Cry?

I am NOT insane. I am cute and pyscho.

^you sure are XD

What can I say, it's true, we're all a little insane.

Even me x3?

I'm NOT.

Even you Maryam, (in good way, of course) and especially you Snape. All great, powerful ... I don't know, smart wizards are insane ( in some point, not terribly insane, just a little). For example, remember Dumbledore, that lemon drop fan was one crazy dude.

Yay!,I'm wired XD

We are all mad here and its okay.

Yep! Nice quote! And they say I'm mad!

Sometimes I get super crazy when I'm bored, one time I was bored and I actually told my best friend "Did you that sometimes oranges get blue when cows fly?" XD, see I get nuts. XD

But you are not the only one! *coughs* Snape *coughs*