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The Office kegemaran One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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hampir setahun yang lalu someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
hampir setahun yang lalu OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
hampir setahun yang lalu greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
hampir setahun yang lalu skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
hampir setahun yang lalu hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
hampir setahun yang lalu ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
hampir setahun yang lalu flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears hampir setahun yang lalu
hampir setahun yang lalu bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
hampir setahun yang lalu hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
hampir setahun yang lalu hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
hampir setahun yang lalu 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
hampir setahun yang lalu 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
hampir setahun yang lalu wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
hampir setahun yang lalu IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
hampir setahun yang lalu Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
hampir setahun yang lalu Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
hampir setahun yang lalu alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
hampir setahun yang lalu Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
hampir setahun yang lalu Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
hampir setahun yang lalu eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
hampir setahun yang lalu eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
hampir setahun yang lalu Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
hampir setahun yang lalu emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
hampir setahun yang lalu emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
hampir setahun yang lalu IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
hampir setahun yang lalu DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
hampir setahun yang lalu yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
hampir setahun yang lalu alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
hampir setahun yang lalu snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
hampir setahun yang lalu pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
hampir setahun yang lalu adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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hampir setahun yang lalu MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
hampir setahun yang lalu Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
hampir setahun yang lalu sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
hampir setahun yang lalu Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
hampir setahun yang lalu SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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hampir setahun yang lalu amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
hampir setahun yang lalu amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
hampir setahun yang lalu Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
hampir setahun yang lalu Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it
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