SLOTH

'Do anda ever get off the couch, sir?
Do anda ever get off the sofa, kerusi panjang and stop watching TV?
Do anda ever go for a run?
Do anda ever simply walk around atau exercise outside?
Do anda just play video games all day, sir?
Do anda even do any work?
Man, anda are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
berkata this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As anda humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see anda sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with anda sleeping all the time,
anda just make people angry because anda will not
Get up and help.

anda see, good sir,
I am the reason
anda may have dropped out of high school,
Since anda were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
atau have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason anda may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because anda were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
atau anda may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason anda may not have graduated,
For anda took school less seriously than others,
And anda did not do your homework,
And anda had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because anda failed them;
Yet anda could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took anda out of school,
Without letting anda get your diploma.

anda blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For anda struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason anda may have dropped out of college,
For anda thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the seterusnya day.
anda gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes anda fail intensively.

I am the reason anda did not earn your major,
For anda partied too much,
And anda felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With anda living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And anda unable to hold a job.

I am the reason anda may have Lost your job,
For anda slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
atau programming the computer system
That your boss asked anda to do.
anda would rather play Sudoku
atau check your email
Than do what your boss asks anda to do.
anda would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
anda made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to api, kebakaran you,
And now anda have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For anda cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see anda in this way,
As miserable as anda are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever anda came home,
anda would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
atau making dinner
atau helping take care of the kids.
I made anda irresponsible,
Making anda unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand anda anymore,
For anda never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
anda pitiful little thing,
anda live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
anda better be careful,
For I atau one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.

GLUTTONY

Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

anda have probably heard these words,
For anda know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make anda hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make anda so greedy
When anda eat at the dinnertable
That anda eat everything in plain sight.
anda eat lebih than anda can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
anda have a sweet tooth,
Eating Pencuci Mulut after dessert,
Eating Chocolate bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's kacang, kacang tanah mentega cups sejak the dozens,
And 100 tons of kacang, kacang tanah mentega cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way Kandi bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make anda eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever Pencuci Mulut there is.

I am the reason anda gain weight,
For anda eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
anda are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see anda get a hati, tengah-tengah attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
atau anda will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.

WRATH

I am one of the deadly sins,
For I am the one that makes anda feel angry,
And may lead anda to do wrongful things.

I blind you,
And mask the truth from you;
I hide your actions,
And make them unaware to anda until
anda realise what just happened.

I am a curse,
For I blind anda from the truth,
And make anda unwilling to accept that truth,
Because I am anger,
Which makes your rage come true,
Which brings about your wrath,
Which is my true name,
And with it comes a grudge.

I am a curse,
And anda do not want me,
But honestly,
It is fun for me to see
anda hurting other people,
Even though anda don't intentionally do it,
atau even if anda are blinded sejak the truth.
For I am Wrath,
And I take amusement from your anger,
And the pain anda inflict on others,
And I am from the fiery pits of hell.

Beware of your human instincts,
For I am one of them,
And I may tunjuk up in your fiery head.

ENVY

I am one of the deadly sins,
Something that will make death come to you
If anda should feel me at all.
I am one of your emotions
Something anda might not be able to control,
Something that will make anda mad
If I were to make anda feel it.

I am that feeling of desire,
Which anda feel most of all,
That comes with lust,
Comes with materialism,
Comes with things anda cannot explain.
I am the thing anda will regret,
If anda should
Ever
Get
Your
Way.

I am what anda call jealousy,
That thing that makes the green-eyed monster,
atau one of them, anyway.
I make anda jealous,
For I make anda want your best friend's girlfriend,
Make anda desire your neighbour's wife,
Making anda covet her in every way,
And making your lustful
Dreams come true.

I am the thing that makes anda materialistic
Making anda covet your neighbour's house,
Coveting the new lawn mower he received,
And the new 3D Tv he got at the store.
I make anda covet the new cell phone
Your best friend has,
The new iPhone 4S with Siri on it and everything.
I make anda covet your brother's new Lamborghini,
And your father's Chevy Camaro that was redone,
And your uncle's Ford Galaxy 500,
Which are all very appealing to your eyes,
Since anda Cinta cars so much.
I make your son covet his best friend's
New WiiU,
And his new Nintendo 3DS
Because he thinks it is so cool.
I make your wife covet her co-worker's Gucci,
The beautiful $500 dompet, beg tangan she is not able to afford,
And I make your daughter covet her best friend's
Beautiful prom dress
Because anda are not able to afford the beautiful
expensive dress for $2500.

I make anda act in jealousy
When your wife is talking to another man,
For anda become angry,
And anda feel as if anda are
Being cockolded.
anda will not let a man take a hold of your wife,
And anda will not let some buffoon make a fool out of you.
Your wife is beautiful,
And no one can lay eyes on her but you,
And if anyone DOES touch her,
He is in a world of danger.
No one will menyeberang, cross you,
For anda know your ground,
And he knows his.
No one flirts with your wife.
After all, I do make anda Ernest Hemingway.

I also make anda act like Cain
When your brother gets all the attention from your parents,
For anda never got anything,
And he always got the praise.
I alih anda to do evil,
And, yes, I encourage you.
I am your human forethought,
And only anda can resist me.

I am envy,
I am a deadly sin,
And anda know that,
However, I am just instinct,
Like all of the other sins,
And it amuses me to see anda people fall,
For we are the wild beings in the night,
Released from the pits of hell....