Siri-siri Twilight Article: "Um, Edward!"

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posted by WildCherryWolf

"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can anda answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! atau in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since anda started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need anda to answer this."
"I thought Anjing couldn't talk."
"Aren't Pari-pari all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe anda berkata that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell anda to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped sejak Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."

Note- Hey! Hope anda liked it! anda guys have the say about the seterusnya topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired sejak Angry lobster, udang galah off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.

rueyourue and kellerandharry like this

divina1 this is so stupid

Summer_Leanne lol funny dialogue :) You evidently have a nice sense of humor, WildCherryWolf!

rueyourue wow that is so funny! i love them when they bag on each other

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Aithne Chapter 1

posted by teamalice_0

AN: I’m Penulisan again, I got this story in my head and it seems interesting to me. I hope anda guys like it, if I get enough komen-komen and if anda guys say anda like it I will continue it;
-teamalice_0
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When I was about 8, right before my mother left me and my dad, she sat me down in my room and told me something.I want anda to remember everything anda see around you, colors, people, everything anda possibly can. Your life will change and that will come in handy. Goodbye Isabella. at the time she told me this I didn’t understand what she meant by...

Just a job gig fanfic 3#

posted by KatiiCullen94

I read the script, Membaca down the creased page, held sejak all the buffer men before me. WHAT I AM DOING HERE!, i seriously cant hope that I'm going to get this part. I mean, Edward Cullen is a perfection, i don't even see anything in myself. read further.
Edward and Bella passionately Ciuman on Bella's bed
WHAT? i gotta do what? With her? Kristen? oh god please help me and protect me from my embarrassment.This is the reason why i'm still single, because im a dork and cause well, i can't really kiss,. again adding to my hypothesis, why am i seriously here!! if there was a meja in here i would be...

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Have I met the right one? 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
Weeks passed; and Cinta was in the air for Edward and I. We went to theatre trips, took horse and carriges ride together. I think he could be the one for me. It's not like I need to go through lebih men. That stopped after the ball. Eventhough, it wasn't exactly how I pictured it, still Cinderella got her Prince Charming. Today Edward took me to the beautiful park we went to when we first met. It was so romantic. We stopped at a blossom pokok and he picked a rose for me. There was no need to tell me how he felt, about me. It's a romantic traddition in this century, that if your lover...

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Torture

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Where is Edward?" The Voltori shouted. Why should I give up on him. I am being held here, (in Italy,) And the Voltori are holding me captive. "Where is he?" Aro creeply asked. I never thought, he has got so much madness in him. "I'll never tell not in a million years. Not in a billion years." I shouted. Knowing, them they will torture me, till I give up. "You know Bella, anda are still human, and all it takes to kill anda is one accidental; slip to the throat ." Marcus warned. I could feel his breath on my slender throat. "Over my dead body." I said. Jane, (being Jane,) wanted to...

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 10)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Hey! Thanks for all the comments. I hope anda guys are liking my peminat fic. Thank anda so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much Halunik for helping me :)

Edward's POV

I slowly unfolded the piece of paper. I could hear everyone was anxious to read the letter.
The first thing I saw was the curly Penulisan again. I read the letter out loud.

"Dear Cullen's
Hi, my name is Tash. I am truly sorry that I have taken Bella away from anda all, but it's the only thing I could do. See the future of all Vampire's in Danger and the only one who can save us all, is you're precious Bella." I paused, Emmett chuckled.
"I never...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Twelve)

posted by moolah

Chapter Twelve:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
Do anda know how on the first tarikh you’ll get flowers? And anda say they’re beautiful, and then two days later they die? Well, that’s what happened to my stomach. My stomach was skinny, small, and sexy. At least I thought the sexy part. But whenever I woke up in the morning I placed a hand on my stomach. And felt a small bump. This causing me to SCREAM bloody murder. Dear god, the baby shouldn’t be this big should it? Renesmee woke up, clearly alarmed and groggily asks, “What’s wrong?” I say nothing just charge out of my room feeling fatter than the...

Met at a wedding- should we really be enemies?

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
Aggh another wedding! This is going to be fun(!) Tanya from the Denali coven is having a huge wedding and is inviting everyone from the town! And I thought Rosalie likes doing things big, but when I asked her what she thought she replied, "it's way lebih exstravagant for my taste." Best dressed; like all my family, and we were off. Finally, Tanya was marrying someone so she can stop flirting with me and get off my back. I am fine on my own.

After the wedding we went all out for a moonlit dance under the stars and that was when I saw her... I walked over to her and asked "would you...

hari Break - Chapter Two Air...

posted by AmberrBlueeyes

This is DayBreak...

I'd like to thank my Closest Friend For Inspiring me to write and post this story.

Air

We got to the airport and I quickly decided to use the passports with 'Mrs.Lexi Walmont and Mr.Howard Walmont' on them and boarded a plane to New York. "Can I think of something else now? I'm actually bored of my own thoughts." I giggled at Jake, he never ceased to amaze me, I shook my head as his face leaned closer to mine. "Not until we're out of forks, atau at least in the air properly. There's still a risk my Father might hear us, there's nothing to say we can't think of each other though. You're what I'm...

RUN Bad beggening

posted by renesmee567

bella's new shirt

bella pov.
it was a short plane ride but a long car ride to the clock tower.It was a very sunny day,luckitly jane bought me a pair of shorts and a blue tank bahagian, atas and a pair of sneakers.then they got out of the car and said"STAY HERE"jane order.
so i did then a jam later,they came back with 5 people knocked out 3 females all with brown with black highlights,but al looked my age and 2 where male weired they where not knocked out atau tied up not even a blindfold,then we where a someplace then somebody opened the car door and took my arm and then those girls,i felt like i was i taken!!

bella's new shorts

bella's new shoes

My Twilight

posted by JennyRocker197

See I live in the real vampire world were Vampires burn in the sun.

Bella is orphaned when she was 2 when her parents burned up in a house fire, she ends up in a foster utama when a family called the Swans adopt her. Cassie angsa, swan is her new step-sister who is like her protecter from the bullies at school and just everyday people, she meets Vincent an older boy that always watches Cassie and wants to be with her. As Bella and Cassie age they see that Vincent never does, Cassie is taken aback when she discovers that Vincent is a vampire that got turned back in the 20's. As a surprise Cassie doesn't...

In the normall world chapter 12

posted by KatiiCullen94

i diddnt know how to take Edward patience and becoming obession when i saw him waiting at my home.
I dont know what was growing inside me, but i just made me mad, and angry and wanted to lash out. Was i jealous? OMG YES I WAS! that leah girl mencuri my boyfriend!!
i'd never been a bitchy girl that seeked revenge only because i never had any reason too, but this is jacob! and i could see that there were parts of him that still wanted me, and i wasnt going to give up, i still have my chance.
Maybe she forces him... i always knew i was a very lucky girl when jacob was the one that showed interest...

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How Bella and Edward met (my story.) Part 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
He touched me, we kissed, but now we are back to normal. It was a magical thing, like a prince and princess sharing the Ciuman to break true loves spell, but now he is Berlakon like the frog. This morning I done a simple "hi Edward," but he was being broody and just ignored and walked away. So I suffered the look of his family for nothing? Even then, they are Berlakon like they don't even know me. Alice was at least being happy and encouraging, but it wasn't enough to heal the pain.
"What's the matter Bella?" Jessica asked.
"Nothing I am ok." I replied. What could I say? I was lip-loking...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [FOURTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FOURTEEN]
    Later that day, Jerek was visiting with Verona, and I was bored off my ass. I was wanting to talk to Tabra, but every time I approached him, he was suddenly busy. We had people on watch guard, and Shropee didn't need me to do anything, so I was bored. Very. Bored.
    "I'm bored." I berkata to holly who was walking past me.
    "Like I care!" She snapped, and continued on her way.
    "Well." I got to my feet, and started off to see how Verona's doing.
    When I got to the bottom of the steps, Jerek ran out of the room. "I'll be back. I'm getting Shropee."
    "Wait. What? Why?" I asked. "Is she okay?"
    "She's awake." Jerek called over his shoulder, and I gasped.
    Verona's awake? Verona's awake. Verona's awake.

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    Okay, so maybe I was wrong, he did leave, and I let go of him, but I didn't fall down a hole without a way to dig myself out. I just stayed on the bed, a bit sad and wanting him to return, but after five minit of laying there, I knew this must have been pretty damn important to interrupt our kissing, so I got up and left the room, seeking out the woman who took my man, and what she needed him for.
    "Is everything okay?" I asked once I reached Shropee's doctor's office.
    "Everything's...

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Foreign Affairs. Chap 7

posted by NeeNee14

I tried on all the clothes in my closet, and nothing would fit.I gave up and decided to put on a jubah and just stay in for the day.The door loceng rang and I got up and answered it.
"Hi Aunt Alice."I said.She looked at what I was wearing, shaking her head.I let her in, she was carrying a thousand bags of clothes.Joesph was behind her with more.Joesph was Aunt Alice's and Uncle Jasper's twelve tahun old son.
"Sweetie what are anda wearing?"She asked me after we sat back down.I pouted.
"All my clothes shrunk"I said.She looked at me and laughed.
"Sweetie, you're pregnant remember?"She berkata and laughed.I...

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Foreign Affairs. Chap 4

posted by NeeNee14

Kammie's Tattoo

Thx shiver-zimmy for helping me write this chapter!!
~NeeNee14

I cried for days. I lied and berkata I was fine when my parents asked. They were so excited that I was home, I was too, until it happened. They went out again tonight. It was funny how often my parents went out, yet they never came utama drunk, just extremly happy. I wished I had that, but it was taken from me. I crawled under my covers and let the tears come, lebih forcefully then before.

I wanted to make myself hurt. I figured that if I cried about everything tonight, I would be out of tears. He wasn't the only guy in the world. Everyone...

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A YouTube Script(episode nineteen)Eruption!

posted by moolah

Rosalie&Emmett

A YouTube Script:
*episode nineteen*
*Eruption!*
*Bella’s P.O.V*
Bella: This is nice…I think we’re bonding!
Rosalie: Yeah, but we’ve already bonding tons.
Alice: Rose is right…but now we’re *whispers* pregnant *back to normal voice*
Rosalie: Good point, Ali. *smiles and takes a sip of Alice’s blood*
Alice: *sees her* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are anda drinking that?
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* Duh, I’m pregnant too.
Bella: Hey, so am I!
Alice: Yeah, well then let me get lebih for you…don’t drink mine! *leaves*
Bella: Thanks, Cupcake!
Alice: Yeah, Belly…BRB!

~Inside Emmett’s Game~
(key: virtual...

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taking chances chapter 22

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 22
My mother was laughing with my aunt alice, grandma esme, and aunt Rosalie. Uncle Emmett, and uncle jasper were watching tv (what a surprise).. my grandfather was talking to my father andSvetlana was just listening. Emily was talking with Sky. And I was talking with Ivan.
“- we’ll get married, alih to a huge house, and live happily ever after” he told me, planning our future. I laughed.
“no kids. No pets?” I asked him
“im not really a peminat of kids” he admitted, and I smacked him. and accidentally hit my broken arm.
“ouch”I berkata quietly.
“careful ness” Ivan told me
“seriously,...

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HUMAN CULLEN part 4

posted by mia1emmett

PART 3:
"hey, my name's Mike Newton" i berkata "hey, Elizabeth Cullen. but i think anda knew that" he laughed and berkata "walk anda to class?" i smiled and berkata "no thanks, Emmett and I have all the same classes" Mike looked sad but he just nodded and walked away. I ran into Alice and she berkata "hey, your brother Jasper is so nice!" i smiled at her and berkata "did he tell anda my name?" she nodded and i told her "call me Liz" she smiled and nodded. i started walking to class Alice is so nice and she does seem perfect for Jasper! i smiled to myself and i bumped into something that felt like a brick wall....

My Broken hati, tengah-tengah

posted by LexisFaith

This is a VAMPIRE DIARIES one-shot in Stefan's POV. If I didn't put it on here, it would never get read so, before anda starting chewing me out for that, I KNOW!! Okay, I really hope anda guys like this.
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I laid back on my bed, shoving my palms into my eyes, to try and stop the tears. Despite my efforts, tears seaped through and soaked my hair and pillow.

Just a week ago, Elena was laying beside me, bringing light into my old battered room. She was running her fingers though my hair, telling me how everything would work out. She was Ciuman me with...