Siri-siri Twilight Article: Funny Twilight Quotes! :D

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posted by Renesmee_08

1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.

2) I drive like a Cullen.

3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!

4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?

6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Blondes may have lebih fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.

8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what anda are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.

10) "Are anda afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"

11) Emmett: I have to get utama for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** anda Alice! F*** YOU!

12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*

13) "And so the hienna fell in Cinta with the pop tart."

14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.

15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.

16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties atau she will kidnapp anda and force anda to go!

17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!

18) Do that again, and I will so give anda a papercut in front of Jasper.

19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

20) Give blood- tarikh a Cullen.

21) Forks: where sparkly men tell anda that anda smell delicious.

22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!

23) If an epal, apple a hari keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!

24) anda don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?

25) I’m sorry, did anda say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.

26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and Anjing are mans’ best friend!

27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...

28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.

29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward atau Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real soalan is Jasper atau Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?

30) Ros are red. Violets are blue. I Cinta Twilight. So should you.

31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.

33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...

34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would anda think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 tahun old man to be sneaking into an 18 tahun old girl's room to watch her sleep?

35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.

36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.

37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!

38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it

39) When Life Gives anda Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!

40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen

41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat

42) Keep Calm and Cinta Twilight

43) Oh Hale No!

44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.

45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!

46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...

47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.

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Elle-C This was truly hilarious -- thanks for posting!

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 6 - The journey

posted by lycheelily

Here's the seterusnya one!

Edward Pov's

How could Jasper betray us?! He has never done such a thing.
I never thought any of the Cullens would be against each other.

"It says that we need to go to Europe, in France. London, France to be exact.
There is supposed to be a beautiful forest, and deep within the forest is
a black castle. No one is allowed to trespass unless if they wish to die the
harsh way," Bella berkata solemnly.

I didn't know what to say but to say, "Let's find him."

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Alice' Pov

I felt so ashamed that I kept this secret...

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The Fantasi doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 18

posted by patrisha727

Extra one for anda today!

Edward's POV

Once we were released, I glanced back at Bella before they shut the door. Bella wasn't even menunjukkan a sign of sadness atau pleading. She was lifeless, a goddess with a hard, cold, unhappy heart.

Once I got back to the vacation house, I couldn't menanggung, bear it. I can't remember the time at the honeymoon atau what happened a couple days ago. I miss her too much. I feel worse than when I left Bella. It was almost as bad as when I thought she was dead. I still can't understand why Bella acted like this. I need some answer.

I decided to go back and see Carlisle. We are...

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The Fantasi doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 15

posted by patrisha727

For a special treat, I'll add one lebih here for today. I wrote until part 18 in my spot. So if anda are eager for more, check it out!

Edward's POV

Bella? Why does she have a blank face? It reminds me of Alice when she gets a vision. But Bella can't see visions!

Then Bella startled me sejak saying " Rosalie and Alice are near our vacation house. I heard Rosalie SCREAM!"

Once she berkata that, everyone got off from the sofa, kerusi panjang and we all ran full speed to our vacation house. Oh crap, PLEASE tell me no one is going to go inside, we didn't cover the damage.....

Well thank GOD we aren't going inside. Most...

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Vampires and Blood

posted by AdaLove

Apart from the physiological differences with blood between a vampire and a human, blood is also important as the sole diet of a vampire. Whether animal atau human blood it is important to consume it regularly; without it, they will weaken mentally and be less capable of rational thought and action.

We are told that blood varies massively in flavour. Emmett’s preference for "grizzly" and Edward’s for "mountain lion" (TW10) may be indicative of their hunting styles and personalities, but Haiwan don’t really appeal to vampires. The "bigger the animal, usually the better it tastes. Predators...

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'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?

posted by Hellohoudini

'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?

May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | sejak Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The soalan is: Which one do anda most want to see? If anda haven't read the saat book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- atau Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the serigala, wolf Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.

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The twlight Zone: part 8

posted by Edward_lover101

When I woke up again, I was in Edwards room. Still on the bed. Where was Edward? He was here when I fell asleep. There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" I berkata still half asleep.
"Emmet."
"Come in."
"Hey Bella. Wow it looks like anda come back from the dead."
"It fells that way."
"How is your arm? Carlisel told me to come see if anda are ok."
"It still hurts. A lot."
"Want me to talk to Jacob?" berkata Emmet with a big grin on his face. Emmet was probly going to kill Jacob before he even blinked.
"No, Emmet. But thanks anyway."
"Sure no problm." I screamed. The pain was getting worse.
"Bella! Whats...?"...

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Dusk Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger...

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Esme Cullen Bio.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Esme Cullen (born Esme Platt and later Esme Evenson) is Carlisle Cullen's wife and the adoptive mother of Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. She enjoys restoring old houses and her physical age is 26. She has no special power, but has a strong ability to Cinta passionately. Esme is described as being 5 ft 6 in (1.7 m) with caramel-colored hair; she also has a heart-shaped face with dimples, and her figure is slender, but rounded and soft. Esme was born in 1895 in Columbus, Ohio, where she was treated at the age of 16 sejak Carlisle after breaking her leg when climbing a tree. She married...

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OMG!!!!!!!! THE ERIN SERIES HAS ITS OWN FANSPOT!!!!!!!!!!

posted by xxEmo92xx

~~~~~~Yep! It's true! the Erin series has its own official fanspot! if u haventr read the series, u should they are about my best friend and thay are really good!~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomogomogomgnhjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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New Moon Contest!!

posted by kladida_22

Listen up all anda twilight fan's!! Today's the last hari of the "wanna be in new moon" contest the contest where anda can win a visit to the set of the new twilight movie "New Moon" its the saat book of the saga of the penulis Stephenie Meyer and wait this is the great parte anda also get to appear in the filme!! Soo all thoses Kristen ,Rob and Taylor fan's get your 1-minute video saying why anda should be in new moon, ready and muat naik it in the official Twilight website soo can can have a chance to meet the actors from the coolest book saga ever!!
anda can read lebih about the rules and conditiones of the contest in the main website as mention before soo remember act now and who knows mayby it wonnt be your last movie anda do!!
Can anybody say¡¡¡HOLLYWOOD!!!
Good Luck everyone!!

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its crazy how somthing so minor can make a diffrence

posted by unamoslyme

I dont know what i would call this that im typing but i just felt the need to express my feelings twords the twilight books, the movie now, and up coming movies. Im the type of person who anda would see as a reader atau would get into something as much . I berkata how call all theses fams be obsessing over booksbut i was very wrong for thinking that because over the last two weeks ive got my hands ont hese books. when i finished twilight that was it for me i was in Cinta with that book and i knew i would Cinta the others. i read all four buku in a time soan of 2 weeks it was encredible because i didint...

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The Haikus I entered in the Contest

posted by CullenCult

Edward atau Jacob?
Best friend, atau eternal love?
That is the question

Nessie is a girl.
Her father is Edward, her
soulmate is Jacob.

Leah Clearwater
is a loner it is true.
You ticked her off? Bye.

The lion, and the
lamb, Edward and Bella. But
what about the wolf?

Edward peminat-peminat unite.
Jacob peminat-peminat unite. Can't
we all just get along?

An epal, apple on the
cover, adventure inside.
Now it is over.

He runs like a cat.
A cheetah to be exact.
He catches the ball.

The Nomads are here.
James, Victoria, Laurent.
Bella's in danger

I have been tricked.
He lured me here. But at
least Renee is safe.

Edward and Emmett.
Lion...

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Twilight has virtuous vampire in the spotlight

posted by Zeisha

LOS ANGELES -- The screaming was enough to wake the dead. atau the undead.

And receiving the brunt of it? Angular, immaculately-coifed Brit Robert Pattinson, on stage in front of thousands of shrieking females at this past July's Comic-Con in San Diego.

Yes, his fellow Twilight cast members were there too, but it was the 22-year-old who had the throngs swooning. After all, for devotees of Stephenie Meyer's novels, Pattinson is Edward Cullen sprung to life.

Edward who? Don't worry. Even if anda don't know him, anda probably know a 'tweener atau teenager who squeals at the mention of the virtuous vampire's...

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I Cinta anda LADIES

posted by gileygirl

I've been fanpopping since september if I am correct. At first I was a stranger to this site, and spot. But, soon enough I have grown fond anda ladies here. I think it is awesome that I found girls who are exactly like me. OBESSESED with the Twilight Series! Everyone gets exciting when the thought, atau mentioned anything that has to do with the series! I Cinta it, and it makes me happy that I am not alone when it comes to being obssesd with these series of books, being I've been Membaca the series since 2005 it was hard to find girls like me. Everyone one of anda ladies are amazing, smart, funny, and just really neat to talk about Twilight because anda girls are awesome, and wouldn't trade any other peminat-peminat on any other fansite for anda ladies! I just Cinta anda all! you're awesome!
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!

anda ladies are great!!!

Cinta anda all!!!

Gileygirl =D