-Emmett-
I was pretty mad that I didn't get my revenge immediately. Renesmee fell asleep. Lovely.
At least I got lebih time to plan.
* * *
It seems a little weird that this only crossed my mind now, and I've had a constant twenty years to think, but:
Does Jacob get along well with siberian huskies?
Just thinking. Now back to revenge.
* * *
I was planning to re-stock their refridgerator, in a very vampire-ish fashion.
Since Renesmee was two, she stopped drinking blood. Now she just ate human food. She berkata there was lebih variety.
Now, blood sorta disgusted and freaked her out. Calisle "theorized" that maybe her new dependancy on human Makanan had something to do with being "vegetarian".
So I'd stocked their refridgerator with animal blood. In clear containers.
My triumphant thoughts were cut off as I walked into my and Rosalie's room, and saw Ed and Jasper standing there, grinning at me. And Alice and Rose. Who were carrying a make-up kit the size of a tool box.
This would not end well.
I was pretty mad that I didn't get my revenge immediately. Renesmee fell asleep. Lovely.
At least I got lebih time to plan.
* * *
It seems a little weird that this only crossed my mind now, and I've had a constant twenty years to think, but:
Does Jacob get along well with siberian huskies?
Just thinking. Now back to revenge.
* * *
I was planning to re-stock their refridgerator, in a very vampire-ish fashion.
Since Renesmee was two, she stopped drinking blood. Now she just ate human food. She berkata there was lebih variety.
Now, blood sorta disgusted and freaked her out. Calisle "theorized" that maybe her new dependancy on human Makanan had something to do with being "vegetarian".
So I'd stocked their refridgerator with animal blood. In clear containers.
My triumphant thoughts were cut off as I walked into my and Rosalie's room, and saw Ed and Jasper standing there, grinning at me. And Alice and Rose. Who were carrying a make-up kit the size of a tool box.
This would not end well.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever anda can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When anda go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what anda will be doing in five minit every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. e-mel her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever anda can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When anda go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what anda will be doing in five minit every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. e-mel her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for Membaca im really new at this as some of guys can tell