Siri-siri Twilight Article: Twilight Fever Pandemic

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posted by Michellebob

Breaking News

A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!

The original virus was appears to have originated from a popular series of buku called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their Cinta of the buku but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.

Sufferers can quickly be identified by
·    A glazed look in their eyes
·    An inability to control their hati, tengah-tengah beat
·    A twilight book close at hand
·    Quietly mumbling Petikan to themselves and smiling
·    Checking Fanpop daily for updates

Similar ailments, that have quite common symptoms, and often go hand in hand with this fever are
·    Edwarditis - will peer, hati, tengah-tengah thumping, inside silver Volvos and look disappointed when they find their neighbour looking back
·    Jake-ache – will display affinity for canines and all things scruffy and adorable
·    Bellamania – will wish to switch lives with the wonderful Bella
·    Stephanie Syndrome – will spout facts about the penulis that sometimes she may not know about herself
·    Forks Fever – will express frequent desires to alih to Washington State
·    Vampire Virus – will be interested in all things toothy

There is no known cure for the fever but patients are usually fully functional in society with regular doses of sufficient reading, angan-angan and access to Fanpop.
anda have been warned!!

PS It is this writer's opinion that this whole fever shenanigan doesn't sound so bad. Twilight Daily hooray!

Written for fun
Thanks for Reading
Michelle

xeny, groovychicklisa and 37 others like this

cowgirlfromhell I'll never be cured. It's an unhealthy [obsession] sickness, and it rocks!!

ToastedRabbits This was a cute idea. x) It kept me entertained.

emma-jeff This is great! I think I'm suffering from Edwarditis :D x

PaoBella this is kool i think i have bellamania lol

midnight_love Loves it ! i am deff suffering from all ailments !

Sinner21 I have all the above syptoms and have no desire to recover lol

shortynme I love that. A Twilight chapter a day keeps the depression away!

fanpire101 LOL, that was halarious, luved it!!!!! i too had all the symptoms with no desire to recover, twilight rox!!!!!

armeegirl101 OK i think i might have all of the viruses :) ahh <333

tigerlover656 wow that kept me intertaned! i have all of the above symtoms epecially for jake ache because i have always loved animals! and i have no reason for wanting to be cured

Kroshka09 that is so true...

kimiCullenx3 so true.. [[:

MoonDevious Ha ha, i love it, its cute. I've got all the symptoms...cept the Jake-ache.

hellgirl223 I have Jake-Ache. I totally am obsessed with dogs, wolf, canines and JACOB!

team_edward_ OMG this discribes me....if you find a cure dont tell me cause ill try and bit anyone who tries to give me it.(my symptoms include,Jake-Ache,Edwarditis,Bellamania,and Forks Fever)

Chrisztine Haha this is great!

BiteMeCullen107 Im gong to die this way and i want to be in my coffin with all four Twilight books. just in case i get bored. http://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/sick.jpg

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posted by shieldmaiden

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