Torturing Felix

Emmett :: Here anda go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!

Bella :: *fake cough*

Emmett :: anda better not hurt my babies.

Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!

Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do anda buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.

Me :: Oh no anda didn't. anda do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*

Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.

Me :: Are anda sure? *takes out bag of games*

Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!

Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling.

Emmett :: *leaves*

Heidi :: I can not believe we are still here. Jane burn her and let's get out of here!

Jane :: Don't tell me what to do! *burns Heidi* I am Jane and I am better.

Aro :: Jane dear... I hope anda know the point of it is to escape. Not kill each other.

Jane :: Sorry master Aro but do not soalan my ways. I want to torture Heidi before escaping!

Aro :: Whatever anda wish.

Heidi :: *rolling on floor shouting*

Me :: That looks hurtful...

Jane :: Do anda want to try? *staring at me, stops hurting Heidi*

Me :: *shakes head* No thanks.

Jane :: *shrugs and continues to burn Heidi*

Caius :: Jane will anda please stop hurting Heidi and start hurting... this.

Marcus :: Isn't Bella protecting her?

Caius :: Your right... hei little girl? Can I borrow anda laptop for a second. I need to give anda my e-mel just so we won't lose contact when we escape.

Me :: Oh yeah... good point. Put Alec's too. *hands laptop*

Caius :: *typing*

Bella :: *starts to get drowsy and loses shield power for a minute*

Caius :: Burn Jane Burn!!

Jane :: *burning that girl*

Caius :: Who's going to type now?

Alec :: Hand it over! *takes laptop and types*

Volturi :: *break bars and starts to run away*

ViAnne :: Oh no anda don't!

Jane :: What the... Alec are anda Penulisan this?

Alec :: No... that girl took it away!

Me :: anda do not talk about your future wife like that! ViAnne! Now!

ViAnne :: *takes out lighter and lights Felix's shirt*

Felix :: *girly squeal and trying to put of the fire*

ViAnne :: Hehe *lights another piece on fire*

Felix :: Ahhh!!! Stop it!!

Me :: Give me Alec first.

Felix :: Alec's not mine!!

Me :: *takes my torch and lights some lebih of Felix*

ViAnne :: Are anda trying to kill him?

Me :: Nope. I just want Alec. *laughs evilly*

ViAnne :: *joins my evil laughter*

Caius :: Stop your laughter! It's killing me!

ViAnne :: lebih than this lighter? *shows the fire*

Caius :: Mwahahaha?

Me and ViAnne :: *smiles*

Felix :: Oh my gosh!! A vampire that will die if they're in flames is getting burnt here!

ViAnne :: Then where's your warning label?

Alec :: Huh?

ViAnne :: The warning sticker. The one that says Caution: Flammable.

Alec :: We don't have one.

ViAnne :: Well if anda did we'd be lebih careful. *burns Felix*

Gianna :: *throws water on Felix*

Felix :: *smoke rising and sighs in relief* Thank anda so much.

Me :: Where'd anda get that water?

Gianna :: Over there. *points to sign that says Bucket full of water. Throw on Alec if I accidentally get him on fire*

Me :: I should stop labelling my stuff so good.

Felix :: *grabs ViAnne and I sejak our shirt* anda will never touch me atau another Volturi member with api, kebakaran EVER again. anda got it??

Me and ViAnne :: *nods*

Felix :: Good. *drops us*

ViAnne :: Now what happens when we burn Gianna... *advances on Gianna*

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Well say thank you. I gave anda another chapter. I think I'll be updating this story lebih xP

anda can still be apart of the Torturing the Volturi until Alec is mine gang! Just tell me your name and your in!

This weeks special guest ;; ViAnne aka Tipsy Vixy from fanfiction. :D Sorry for small parts!

If I don't get requests your going up again ;P