Siri-siri Twilight Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. anda know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Cinta with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will anda come utama to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have anda ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s baju and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

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Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in Cinta with Edward thing. She berkata it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh atau better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let anda know how it all turns out seterusnya time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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Alex' vamps, pratonton

posted by Chrisztine

Okay, so this is a crossover between Charmed and Twilight. I've added characters. That way Twilight and Charmed characters alike stay intact. This is like a preview. I don't know if I'm continuing with this. It kind of depends on how anda all feel about it, so please let me know!
If you've got any questions, just let me know too.
Here goes!

I sat around, fidgeting. We were all at the club and I couldn’t concentrate. I think I was also making noise. ‘’Stop that, you’re driving me crazy!’’, my sister Rachel said. Yeah, I was making noise. ‘’Sorry Rach, I’ll try to stop.’’ ‘’You’d...

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Storyteller-Chapter six-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

People Always Lie! Mom? Dad? Peyton?

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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Chapter Six: It's About Power!...
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I looked at the horrified eyes of Mile, and he wanted to save me but he didnt have enough time to. Mandy swung the pisau at my gut and I felt something cold hit me like thunder. I was now on the floor and was curious on how I got here and what just happened. I looked up at Mandy and saw her still gripping the pisau like she just gutted something but I didnt see who atau what it was till I then noticed Mile on the sharp end of the knife....

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Storyteller-Chapter Four-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

How Can I Help anda If anda Keep Pushing Me Away!?

How Can I Help You If You Keep Pushing Me Away!?

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
Chapter Four: Whispers In The Wind!...
The whispers over whelmed me! I open my eyes and saw three faces staring into my face. They were dead looking and one looked familier. There was two guys and a girl. One girl had a scar running down the side of her face. The other girl had a huge gash in her neck. And the guy had a huge chunk of meat missing from his neck. And his side. I then pushed the two girls aside and kicked the guy back so I could have some space. I then realized that the guy was Jackson. From ROOM: 4. Remember? He told me only two things that I wanted...

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OMG!!!!!!!! THE ERIN SERIES HAS ITS OWN FANSPOT!!!!!!!!!!

posted by xxEmo92xx

~~~~~~Yep! It's true! the Erin series has its own official fanspot! if u haventr read the series, u should they are about my best friend and thay are really good!~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomogomogomgnhjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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New Story- Our Worst tunjuk

posted by Twilight597

Awesomeness

I know i am currently Penulisan a lot of stories at the time of...now! but im not sure when they will come out. dreamnapped is finished in a notebook because i write it in school but its not online yet i think instead of my slow typing i might get a friend to type it for me. the saat one i am working on but have writers block and i figued 'why not write 2 at a time since im stuck on one'
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my Friends like my Penulisan but when i do post i would like some criticizing komen-komen for me to improve with.

Thanks
<3 Danie

Awesomeness x2

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Mistral Part Four

posted by NessNess

Shaking with fury, I slammed the door behind me. I'd left Alice in the parking lot, her mouth still agape. I stormed into my room and threw myself on the katil and cried. After about ten minit I propped myself up and wiped my eyes.

I was very mad at Edward, this went without saying. I knew that it really wasn't that big of a thing to get worked up about...but he'd lied to me. I'd thought I could always trust him, and he'd flat out lied to me. I couldn't phrase it any other way.

That night, I knew he wouldn't be coming in through my window, but I shut it anyway. I didn't know how long I could...

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Erin: Chapter 3

posted by xxEmo92xx

Alice

I hit Alice with one of my pillows. She was still sleeping(or pretending to any way) and I hated to feel like I was the only one awake when I was sleeping over Alice's. I don't know why. "What!?" She yelled at me. I laid back down on my bantal and quickly closed my eyes. I soon awoke half an jam later, only to find Alice, who was already dressed and had on a light shade of grey eyeshadow ,and for some reason she was wearing rectangle glasses, like the ones I had.
"Hey! Why are anda wearing my glasses?"

"Oh! anda startled me! I Cinta wearing your glasses! I like em'"

"I can see sejak all of the short...

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Erin: Chapter 2

posted by xxEmo92xx

Two days later, Alice and I are sitting in my katil talking about the Volturri thing. "I am so glad you're cool with the whole Volturri thing. I Cinta being your friend. If we would have let our diversity separate us, we would probaly be at our own houses with our boyfriends."

"Actually, no. I am not dating Jasper anymore."

"What!? Why!?"

"I caught him with another woman." Alice began to sob a little.

"Do anda know who?"

"Yeah, it was that Jessica girl. THey were Ciuman behind the school. Plus, when he came through the door, he was thinking about if I knew about Jessica."

"How do anda kno- oh yeah,...

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meeting alice

posted by twilight0girl

today was terrible.i had to kill lebih new borns.maria tells me to kill them when there strenght fades.it's so painful.i can't bare to kill them.there emotions.fright,panic,hopeless.then,the worst,pain.i'm planing to run away with peter and charlet.charlet was a newborn peter had to kill.but,he didn't.he loves her.he couldn;t do it.tonight were going to run till we find somewhere to hide.we started to run.i couldn't imagene how mad maria is.we found a small,beten up,old.cottage.peter,charlet,and i,stayed there for a cuple of days.but i left a note saying that i was leaving them.but,i wasn't...

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MoonShine 3

posted by hayleyhoo

“Don’t alih atau I’ll break your neck.” She warned the boy, “And answer my soalan truthfully atau anda will regret coming into this room. Do anda understand me?”
“Yes.” The reply sounded slightly muffled as Meya was pressing quite tightly on the boy's windpipe.
“Good. Now tell me what you’re doing in this house?”
“I was looking for you.”
Surprised sejak his answer, Meya instinctively pressed harder onto the boy's throat. Then when he started choking, she released him slightly so he could breathe. At least now she knew he wasn't a vampire.
“And why was anda looking for me”...

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MoonShine

posted by hayleyhoo

This is part of a story i have written, soz its so long
It was a surprisingly sunny hari in Newquay when Meya arrived after travelling sejak foot across England and yet it hadn’t taken her as long as it would a human, she had trekked fast because she was being followed, sejak what, she didn’t know but what she did know was that it couldn’t be allowed to catch up with her if she wanted to keep her life. Meya was what could be called ordinary for a human, she looked like an ordinary 17 tahun old girl, about 5 foot 4, with shoulder length red, glossy hair, she was strangely beautiful, but there was...

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sophia's pov

posted by vampfan

I waited for it to end the baseball game of course i was human after wha the volturi did they should all die. James the blond one the one who wanted to drain me kept his eye on me i wanted to kill him but then victoria would kill me then edward would kill her. Carlisle and the cullen would protect me. then when i heard anda brought a snack i ran yo the car. I decided i wasn't going to be vampire bait.Idecided i should fight atau just be turned already my amber eyes wouls shed blood if i was still half vampire damn the volturi!
Chapter 2
I then got a call
I got your mother
Damn anda james
I got in...

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People: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

posted by Raechelll

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally premiered their vampire Cinta epic, 'Twilight' in LONDON

Ouch! And ouch again!

Method acting? Vampire-playing Robert Pattinson admits he sometimes slips into character when he's out with the ladies.

"I've been known for a little nibble," he told reporters at the London premiere of his film Twilight.

Mr. Pattinson's co-star, meanwhile, shared one of his less-successful efforts to impress the opposite sex. "He tried to pick me up ... and he pulled his groin," berkata Kristen Stewart, 18. "It was hilarious! He was hurt, but he was laughing."

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Twilight's Night "Is Going to Be Huge"

posted by Raechelll

Twilight's going to keep a lot of people up all night.

Across the country, lebih than 1,100 midnight Friday screenings were reported sold out. In Los Angeles, pairs of tickets were hawked for upwards of $50 on Craigslist. On Facebook, members were planning their opening-night wardrobe.

Suffice to say, Team Edward T-shirts—and the peminat-peminat wearing them—will be out in force.

"I think the opening hari is going to be huge," says Bruce Nash of the box-office data site, the Numbers.

But how huge? That's a trickier answer.

"There are certain Filem that are hard to gauge," says box-office analyst Paul Dergarabedian...

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`Twilight' sucks up $70.6M in box office debut (AP)

posted by Raechelll

LOS ANGELES - The vampire romance "Twilight" drained the box office in its opening weekend, taking in $70.6 million.

Catherine Hardwicke's film also enjoyed the biggest opening ever for a female director, blowing away the sebelumnya standard of $41.1 million set sejak Mimi Leder 's " Deep Impact " in 1998.

Drawing from its huge peminat base of teenage girls, who fell for Stephenie Meyer's novel of forbidden Cinta between brooding vampire Edward Cullen and bookish high schooler Bella angsa, swan , "Twilight" made a whopping $20,636 per theater, according to Sunday morning estimates.

And the fangirls will get another...

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Twilight has virtuous vampire in the spotlight

posted by Zeisha

LOS ANGELES -- The screaming was enough to wake the dead. atau the undead.

And receiving the brunt of it? Angular, immaculately-coifed Brit Robert Pattinson, on stage in front of thousands of shrieking females at this past July's Comic-Con in San Diego.

Yes, his fellow Twilight cast members were there too, but it was the 22-year-old who had the throngs swooning. After all, for devotees of Stephenie Meyer's novels, Pattinson is Edward Cullen sprung to life.

Edward who? Don't worry. Even if anda don't know him, anda probably know a 'tweener atau teenager who squeals at the mention of the virtuous vampire's...

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'TWILIGHT' LOOKS TOWARDS SEQUELS

posted by Raechelll

'TWILIGHT' LOOKS TOWARDS SEQUELS

Summit Entertainment seizes up the seterusnya three books

LOCATION: Forks, cont.

THE SKINNY: Despite TWILIGHT not even being out in theaters yet, Summit Entertainment knows they have something major on their hands.

The studio has scooped up the rights to the seterusnya three novels in Stephenie Meyer's teen vampire series. Not only that, but TWILIGHT screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg is already planning to write scripts based on the saat and third books, NEW MOON and ECLIPSE. A writer has not yet been attached to the fourth book, BREAKING DAWN.

TWILIGHT, which introduces audiences to the relationship between regular teenage girl, Bella, and a vampire, Edward, will be out in theaters this Friday.

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Big future for 'Twilight'

posted by Raechelll

"Twilight" film franchise looks ahead

Ahead of seterusnya Friday's release of the eagerly anticipated vampire romance "Twilight," indie studio Summit Entertainment is moving potential future installments in the franchise into the development pipeline.

The company has acquired rights to the seterusnya three novels in Stephenie Meyer's blockbuster series, "New Moon," "Eclipse" and "Breaking Dawn."

It has hired "Twilight" scribe Melissa Rosenberg, a writer/producer on Showtime's "Dexter," to adapt the first two. "Breaking Dawn," has not attached a writer.

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"Twilight," which revolves around the relationship...

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WHAT ABOUT JACOB

posted by jacob4bella

OK EVERYONE IS LIKE TOTALLY HEAD OVER HEALS FOR EDWARD AND WHEN ALL COMES DOWN TO THE FACTS EDWARD JUST LEFT HER WITHOUTH THE APPROPRATE GOODBYE. JACOB WHOS WAS THERE FOR HER ALL THOSES MONTHS EDWARD WAS GONE. THE PROTECTED HER AND LET HER IN ON HIS WEREWOLF SECRET WHILE MAINTAINIGN A REALATIONSHIP WITH HER EVEN THOUGH HIS serigala, wolf PACHK berkata NO. THATS TELLS ALOT ABOUT WHAT KIND OF FRIEND JACOB IS AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE EDWARD COMES BACK INTO HER LIFE.WAT A LOOSER. AND THEN BECAUSE OF THE TREATY ITS LIEK EDWARD EXPECTS BELLA TO JUST STOP BEING JACOBS FRIEND. EDWARD JUST NEEDS TO TRUST BELLA I MEAN WATS CHANGES NOW SHES KNOWN HIS SECRET SINCE BEFORE EDWARD CAME BACK AND THEN SOME.

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Movie not as good as the book?

posted by Kroshka09

Bella: How old have anda been 17?
Edward: A while.
Bella: How long is a while?

Yesterday when I started re-reading twilight i noticed that Bella asks Edward that questiion when she goes out to makan malam, majlis makan malam with him...
But in the first trailer she says it to him in the woods.
Right now i am worried that the movie isn't going to be as good as the book. If anda compare the trailer to the book i bet anda will find much lebih of messed up scenes.
Please leave me acomment on what anda think about this.... because I am kind of pissed that Stephanie would allow the director to change everything...
Well anda know maybe im speaking to soon with out seeing the movie....but thats what I think.