This artikel is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, atau guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight peminat-peminat wanted to give anda guys a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all anda guys do is insult Twilight. Have anda guys actually read the buku atau seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, anda guys berkata it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm Penulisan this artikel to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and anda don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most popular topic right now in lots of countries sejak the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling anda this little tip.
I know I can't tell anda what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that anda DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what anda call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause anda can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented sejak people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do anda guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. anda guys judge everything sejak its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did anda guys even see Twilight? atau New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what anda thought atau wanted it to be.
seterusnya time anda decide to make a group about something anda hate... and sure it's something anda KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# peminat to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight peminat-peminat wanted to give anda guys a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all anda guys do is insult Twilight. Have anda guys actually read the buku atau seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, anda guys berkata it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm Penulisan this artikel to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and anda don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most popular topic right now in lots of countries sejak the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling anda this little tip.
I know I can't tell anda what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that anda DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what anda call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause anda can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented sejak people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do anda guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. anda guys judge everything sejak its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did anda guys even see Twilight? atau New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what anda thought atau wanted it to be.
seterusnya time anda decide to make a group about something anda hate... and sure it's something anda KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# peminat to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks anda why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks anda where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what anda will be doing in five minit every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.