Siri-siri Twilight Article: 10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

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10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

posted by JBDisneyDemi

10.: Tell him only to address anda in a cute English accent.

9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.

8.: Ask if blondes really do have lebih fun.

7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.

6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".

4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Cinta thy enemy to death?

3.: Leap out from behind the meja in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.

2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy atau McDreamy.

and finally......

1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".

eclipselov, groovychicklisa and 2 others like this

uniquezandy That is funny. Could you try one on how 2 annot emmett that would be funny! Its really good. Keep writin.

juste_123 Heh funny!

Renesmee_XD [i]Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.[/i] or [i]Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.[/i] Are the best !! Its hilarious ROFL !!

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Twilight - Chapter 20 - Impatience (pages 411-416)

posted by 2468244

*by Steohenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 20 - IMPATIENCE

It was a very long day.
We stayed in the room. Alice called down to the front meja and asked them to ignore our maid service for now. The windows stayed shut, the TV on, though no one watched it. At regular intervals, Makanan was delivered for me. The silver phone resting on Alice's bag seemed to grow bigger as the hours passed.
My babysitters handled the suspense better than I did. As I fidgeted and paced, they simply grew lebih still, two statues whose eyes followed me imperceptibly as I moved. I occupied myself with memorizing the room;...

Twilight - Chapter 17 - The Game (pages 363-369)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 17 - THE GAME

He threw mw across his back as he had before, and I could see the extra effort ot tok for him to be as gentle as he was. I locked my legs around his waist and secured my arms in a choke hold around his neck.
"Don't forget to close your eyes," he warned severely.
I quickly tucked my face into his shoulder blade, under my own arm, and squeezed my eyes shut.
And I could hardly tell we were moving. I could feel him gliding along beneath me, but he could have been strolling down the sidewalk, the movement was so smooth. I was tempted to peek,...

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Twilight - Chapter 17 - The Game (pages 358-363)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 17 - THE GAME

"So I hear you're getting my girl to watch baseball." Only in Washington would the fact that it was raining buckets have no bearing at all on the playing of outdoor sports.
"Yes, sir, that's the plan." He didn't look surprised that I'd told my father the truth. He might have been listening, though.
"Well, lebih power to you, I guess."
Charlie laughed, and Edward joined in.
"Okay." I stood up. "Enough humor at my expense. Let's go." I walked back to the hall and pulled on my jacket. They followed.
"Not too late, Bella."
"Don't worry, Charlie,...

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breaking dawn chapter 9

posted by xroylex

sorry i didnt finish this but here is some lebih of the first book of breaking dawn sorry bought the wait...

i threw my arm over my face i didnt wwont her to see the pain in my eyes. it was quite for a long aganizing moment.
there was a light touche on my arm i didnt alih i didnt wont to move. she wrapped her fingers around my wriste and tried to pull but it was worthless she was so weak so fragile. that brought it all back. everything i have done to her.
"edward?"
i didnt move
"edward?" she tried again
"im not sorry edward.....im i carnt even tell you. im so happy. that doesnt even cover it....

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Twilight - Chapter 15 - The Cullens (pages 328-333)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 15 - THE CULLENS

"So what was Carlisle telling anda before?"
His eyebrows pulled together. "You noticed that, did you?"
I shrugged. "Of course."
He looked at me thoughtfully for a few saat before answering. "He wanted to tell me some news - he didn't know if it was something I would share with you."
"Will you?"
"I have to, because I'm going to be a little... overbearingly protective over the seterusnya few days - atau weeks - and I wouldn't want anda to think I'm naturally a tyrant."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong, exactly. Alice just sees some visitors coming...

Twilight - Chapter 15 - The Cullens (pages 318-322)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 15 - THE CULLENS

It was hard to decide what to wear. I doubted there were any etiquette buku detailing how to dress when your vampire sweetheart takes anda utama to meet his vampire family. It was a relief to think the word to myself. I knew I shied away from it intentionally.
I ended up in my old skirt - long, khaki-colored, still casual. I put on the dark blue baju, blaus he's once complimented. A quick glance in the mirror told me my hair was entirely impossible, so I pulled it back into a ponytail.
"Okay." I bounced down the stairs. "I'm decent."
He was...

Daylight Moon (my version of twilight series!!!!)ch.1"theivery"

posted by teamedwardgirl

edward is best...

"Dammit,"I said,"'Bobby Gonzales:wanted'."
Dammit,dammit,dammit.I saw the sign a few hours ago.I always thought it would be fun to be wanted for theivery,but it's not when everywhere anda look ,on every dinding your picture is telah diposkan above
a sign that says"wanted!!!beware!!!!reward:900$!"!
"This ain't cool,Bobby,"my friend,Galilaoh,told me."I know,"I responded angriliy.Damn.Why does this always happen to me?I ask myself that soalan ALL the time,but no answer!!!!I'm an eightteen-year old girl with no parents,no job,and no money."The clan agreed that it's safer if anda stay on the down low."Damn.He...

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THE NEW BEGINING: chapter 1

posted by joe-edwardfan

THE NEW BEGINNING

DEAR READERS
SO HERES MY 4th STORY I HOPE YOU’LL ENJOY IT! I PROMISE TO UPDATE ASAP WHEN I CAN CAUSE I HAVE A LIFE THAT I SHOULD LIVE + I HAVE H.W TO DO EVERY hari (I hate h.w)
I was playing with my pizza when edward sat across me
“hello”i raised my head and smiled at him then I realized rose was taking a sit beside me my mouth was hanging open and I heard edward chuckle, what was she doing?
“rose wants to apologies to you” edward answered my unspoken soalan I was still confused what did she wanted to apologies to me about? rose was looking the meja, jadual and said
“Bella...

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Twilight - Chapter 13 - Confessions (pages 270-279)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 13 - CONFESSIONS

"But I resisted. I don't know how. I forced myself not to wait for you, not/ to follow anda from the school. It was easier outside, when I couldn't smell anda anymore, to think clearly, to make the right decision. I left the others near utama - I was too ashamed to tell them how weak I was, they only knew something was very wrong - and then I went straight to Carlisle, at the hospital, to tell him I was leaving."
I stared in surprise.
"I traded cars with him - he had a full tank of gas and I didn't want to stop. I didn't dare to go home,...

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Twilight - Chapter 12 - Balancing (pages 248-252)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 12 - BALANCING

I was sorely tempted to ditch the rest of the day, at the very least Gym, but a warning instinct stopped me. I knew that if I disappeared now, Mike and others would assume I was with Edward. And Edward was worried about the time we'd spent together publicly... if things went wrong. I refused to dwell on the last thought, concentrating instead on making things safer for him.
I intuitively knew - and sensed he did, too - that tomorrow would be pivotal. Our relationship couldn't continue to balance, as it did, on the point of a knife. We would...

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Twilight - Chapter 11 - Complications (pages 218-221)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 11 - COMPLICATIONS

Everyone watched us as we walked together to our lab table. I noticed that he no longer angled the chair to sit as far from me as the meja would allow. Instead, he sat quite close beside me, our arms almost touching.
Mr. Banner backed into the room then - what superb timing the man had - pulling a tall metal frame on wheels that held a heavy-looking, outdated TV and VCR. A movie hari - the lift in the class atmosphere was almost tangible.
Mr. Banner shoved the tape into the reluctant VCR and walked to the dinding to turn off the lights.
...

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if he never chapter 19 *my favourite ;)

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella's POV

I had the best dream, The sweetest dream, one a little girl would have, where the prince actaully came and rescued her. I dreamed of him. I think im becoming a addict, Edward was my fix to keep me surviving, Was the only thing that made my hati, tengah-tengah to beat one after another.
But i diddnt mind that now, edward was worth the addiction. I wasn't scared anymore, for the first time in a LONG time i diddnt have something missing within me, i couldn't blame something atau someone why this was, but why should i? THE only thing i was scared of, was waking from this perfect dream, for it changes,...

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A Poem About Edward Cullen!

posted by darkfairy97

A Poem About Edward Cullen

I read this on the internet, and thought it was pretty cool. Please type in your comments, curious what other people think about it. Thanks! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I want a guy that sparkles in the sun
I want a guy thats been pretty much alive since 1901
I want a guy that doesn't sleep at night
I want a guy that will hold me tight
I want a guy with topaz eyes
I want a guy that speaks no lies
I want a guy who will only be mine
I want a guy that is hard as rock
I want a guy who has lived a every jam of the clock
I want a guy whos smile dazzles and shocks
I WANT EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!
(ps i have trouble dealing with the fact he is a fictional character)

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Twilight - Chapter 8 - Port Angeles (pages 152-158)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 8 - PORT ANGELES

Jess drove faster than the Chief, so we made it to Port Angeles sejak four. It had been a while since I'd had a girls' night out, and the estrogen rush was invigorating. We listened to whiny rock songs while Jessica jabbered on about the boys we hung out with. Jessica's makan malam, majlis makan malam with Mike had gone very well, and she was hoping that sejak Saturday night they would have progressed to the first-kiss stage. I smiled to myself, pleased. Angela was passively happy to be going to the dance, but not really interested in Eric. Jess tried to get her to...

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Dark Moon Chapter 15 ( BPOV)

posted by GothicGirl0525

End of Chapter 14:
“Your right Cinta I would do anything in my power to keep anda two alive. anda shouldn’t be sorry you’re doing what’s best. Just be careful please. Anything my love.” He said. I could tell he knows already what I’m going to ask but I’m going to do it anyway.
“If I do die I want anda to take of Neisse. alih on. I don’t want anda to soak atau anything I want anda to be there for her. She is going to understand everything but she want understand that it’s not her fought I want anda to be able to live with her forever. I don’t want anda to do...

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A Twilight Hater's Review of New Moon

posted by shieldmaiden

The serigala, wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animasi and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.

The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.

Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. anda can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, anda know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and anda hear...

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Twilight - Chapter 1 - First Sight (pages 23-28)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 1 - FIRST SIGHT

When we entered the classroom, Angela went to sit at a black-topped lab meja, jadual exactly like the ones I was used to. She already had a neighbor. In fact, all the tables were filled but one. seterusnya to the center aisle, I recognized Edward Cullen sejak his unusual hair, sitting seterusnya to that single open seat.
As I walked down the aisle to introduce myself to the teacher and get my slip signed, I was watching him surreptitiously. Just as I passed, he suddenly went rigid in his seat. He stared at me again, meeting my eyes with the strangest expression...

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Twilight - Chapter 1 - First Sight (pages 8-11)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephanie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 1 - FIRST SIGHT

It was beautiful, of course; I couldn't deny that. Everything was green: the trees, their trunks covered in moss, their branches hanging with a canopy of it, the ground covered with ferns. Even the air filtered down greenly through the leaves.
It was too green - an alien planet.
Eventually we made it to Charlie's. He still lived in the small, two-bedroom house that he'd bought with my mother in the early days of their marriage. Those were the only kind of days their marriage had - the early ones. There parked on the jalan in front of the...

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Death is for Immortals (Sequel to Life is for Living)--Title Credit: KatiiCullen94

posted by alicecullenrox1

Death is for Immortals (Sequel to Life is for Living)--Title Credit: KatiiCullen94

Chapter 1- Waking Up

I opened my eyes. Was I dead? Whatever I was...... dead atau alive. Something was different. I remembered the sound of rushing wind as I had quickly moved downward, away from the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and stable ground. I remembered the feeling of sickness in the pit of my stomach. I suddenly hadn't wanted so badly to die.

Suddenly I heard two males speaking in another room. "She's awake," one of them announced. His voice, I didn't recognize. There was something about it though that seemed vaugely familiar....

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse) Chapter 3 -Questions Answered.

posted by paniclover21

Bella

Best time of the day: seventh period five minit left until the loceng rings. I sat in my meja seterusnya to Edward, tapping my foot nervously. He reached over and put his hand on my leg to stop it.

“ Are anda anxious for some reason?” He wondered
His hand lingered on my thigh.

“You’ll find out soon enough.” I berkata grinning to myself. His eyebrows pushed together, and I laughed out loud.

He grinned-removed his arm from my leg- but remained suspicious.

The final loceng rang, and I let out a sigh of relief. He led me to his car where Alice joined us. “We can go shopping seterusnya week. Jaz and I have...