Siri-siri Twilight Article: A YouTube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

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A YouTube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A YouTube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do anda know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. anda don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t soalan my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna soalan you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. anda have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of Vampires get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did anda win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is Membaca her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And anda berkata something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. anda may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue atau 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are anda doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t anda tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do anda know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank anda for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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This could be the end (Chapter 3 The Cult)

posted by Edwardlover93

before I start I just want to say thank anda to my friend Alicelover92 and also princesspinkla for helping me with my writers block thank anda and also Stassja thank anda for your brill komen :)

Chapter 3 The cult

“What anda on about.?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not. “forget you”
I walked away from her, suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me. He had a evil glint in his eyes then he slowly vanished.
I had to get out of here.
By the time I come back it will be to late. I was walking down the empty jalan the sun had set already. How long have...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 5--- Refuge

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 5- Refuge

The seterusnya morning I woke up, unaware of where I was and not knowing what I was doing there. All I knew was I was sore everywhere and I had a splitting headache. I sat there for what seemed like hours in pure agony, when everything came rushing back. It had been Charles... again.

As soon as I could gather the strength to stand I changed clothes, wrapped a scarf around my head and headed to the utama of the only person I felt I could trust, that was in the area anyway.

“Esie? Is that you?” Tom asked as he opened the door and took in my probably horrific appearance.

I nodded....

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Blood is starting to boil over in the Twilight zone.

posted by Hellohoudini

Summit Blames Rachelle's "Lack of Cooperative Spirit" for Eclipse DissSource: E! Online Thu Jul 30, 2009, 3:44 am EDT

Blood is starting to boil over in the Twilight zone.

Earlier today, the deposed Rachelle Lefevre revealed that she was "stunned" and "greatly saddened" sejak Summit Entertainment's decision to recast Bryce Dallas Howard in the role of villainous Victoria in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

And now Summit has fired back, saying the Canadian actress failed to inform the studio until July 20 that she was planning to be in Eropah shooting an indie film when the Twilight gang was convening...

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another story chapter 28

posted by surfergal

Ok, So I thought I took the news pretty well. But as Emmet told me I was sitting on the katil when he walk in and I what seemed liek it was in a trance aka I didnt talk for 5 mintues new record for me. Emmet finally got me to speak and then I just went to sleep. The seterusnya morning Alice came in and woke me up for school but I told her I didnt feel like going, when she walked out of the room I feel back asleep. it was around 11aam when i woke up sejak phone telling me i had a text message. It was max asking if I wanted to come over and have a movie hari because he had the hari off.I texted him back saying...

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Once Bruised, Twice Broken

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

[u][b]Once Bruised, Twice Broken[b][u]

"Go Into The Storm Brave One...That's Where Life Is!"

[u][b]Chapter One: Remember December[b][u]
So lets get things straight...
My life is okay for a fifteen tahun old girl I guess. My name is Eve Barnes. And I live two minit away from my school, here in North Carolina. My parents died a tahun lalu in a car crash. It was a head on collision. This person was backing out of there driveway, my parents were taking a short cut home, and they swerved out of the way so they didn't hit them. And along came a truck and BAM! They died. I was with my aunt and uncle...

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Life Of a peminat

posted by nessienjake

I dreamt thıs ...fan fıctıon whıle ı was ın a aıroplane to Australıa and told ıt to my sıster she hand wrote ıt ın her dıary and know ı mencuri ıt and typed ıt warnıng dont be too hard she trıed ıt and shes smaller than me.(lol but ı trıed to ımprove ıt and make ıt longer)
CHAPTER 1 ILLUSION
İ was walking quıckly through the clouded place ın the mıddle of the nıght ın L.A
ı had my MP3 open and ı was sıngıng whıle steppıng on the wet grass.
ı thought ı heard somethıng so ı looked back stıll walkıng...ıt was only a cat lookıng for Makanan ın the garbage.İ...

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another story chapter 21

posted by surfergal

When I got into the car, emmet scared the crap out of me he was sitting in the backseat. I berkata " here Emmet anda drive". "no Max will notice if someone is sitting in the front passenger kerusi, tempat duduk addi" Emmet said. Okay fine I said. When we got far enough away we switched seats to where emmet was driving. I started crying I couldn't control it. Awe Addi, please dont cry on me He said. Do anda think I'm crying on cause i want to? I ask but continued before he could answer. I can't control this Emmet, I can't stop feeling like crap. I just, I don't know anymore. Addi its ok, he said. I'm sorry I shouldnt...

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another story chapter 14

posted by surfergal

When I got to his house I could see him standing on his side walk. It
makes me happy when I see him. When I got out he berkata sweet ride sis.
I know it's awesome my kegemaran kind of car in the world. He ask if it
had a good base in it and I berkata there's only one way to find that
out. So we hoped in my jeep turned up the Muzik and went for a
drive,then he got a call so I took him to the base. He told me sorry
for having to leave and that he would call later.

I had the best people in my life. People to take care of me people who
actually cared. I went back to the house and of course Jacob and Seth...

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Another story chapter 4

posted by surfergal

When we were done treading water it was about 5 am and we got to dry
off and go eat breakfast I think everyone was hungry. We went to class
afterward for what it seemed like forever but we watched a few video
and answered some soalan so of wasn't that bad. Then we all went
for a jog. It was so cold outside that anda could see your breath. We
had ran about 2 miles when I started to have trouble breathing. I was
like great. So I fell behind some of the others and Senior Chief was
pulling up the so I fell back behind him a little bit. He asked “if I
was okay” he berkata “that he could hear...

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Emmett's maybe surefire way to annoy Alice(dogs included)

posted by jacob-superhoty

"EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!", I said. "First, DON'T CALL ME EDDIE! EVER! saat what do anda want?", he asked. "I figured out another way to annoy Alice.", I said. "OH. HELL TO THE HELL NO!!!", he screamed."Oh, well I guess Jasper was right. Shame shame.",I started. "What did Jasper."
"Oh nothing really. Just that anda were I mean ARE terrified of a little, tinky, tiny, istsy bitsy pettite...shall I go on?",I interupted. "NO. And I am not afriad of little old..", he started to say."Me?", Alice finished. "No. We were just talking about ...", he berkata unable to finish. "How horrified of Serigala he is.",...

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Renesmee Black's Story, WRITER'S BLOCK!!!

posted by renesmeblack

THIS IS NOT THE STORY!!!
I'm currently suffering writers' block. I am open to any ideas.
I was bored the entire week, so I came up with a few chapters, but I promised an explanation in the seterusnya chapter, which I didn't have. I may have to skip a few chapters...

I also want to use this as a thank-you to all of my peminat-peminat and people who I'm a peminat of and loved my stories, which is a great boost for my eagerness to write. (Sounds cheesie, I know...)

For those who recently supported -and, frankly, pleaded until I had a headache- my Penulisan of Renesmee Black's Story:

princesspinkla; thanks for your support,...

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Call out to all FanFiction Writers!

posted by CoolMandyz43

Hi my name is Amanda and I have helped a few people out on fanpop. I'm in a college English course and wanted to put up and ad for myself! Anyone looking for an editor for there peminat fiction I'm the one. I do not changes stories I just add lebih descriptive elements like how stephanie Myers is so descriptive. anda can e-mel your story at CoolMandyz43@Aol.com and then I will send them back to anda and anda can post it atau change somethings I did. I would Cinta to write my own peminat fiction but I'm not a great idea person but I can really sunting stories to the point of perfection! So anyone who wants a helping POV get at me!

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 12- Trapped

posted by lycheelily

Edward's Pov.

I wake up, finding myself asleep, in ropes, mouth covered. Everyone else is sleeping,
and I can't break myself out of it. Then, Jasper and the man, come in. I pretend to sleep.

"Should we do it now? atau later?"

"The killing of Bella? We will wait until she goes through what these guys experienced,
then, we will do them first. Then her."

No. No. NO!!!!! I must get my self out of this! I must find Bella and fast!!
What am I going to do! I can't get myself out!

Rosalie: Uh...

Jasper: Looks like sumbody's up! Can we do it now master? Please!?
Just so I know what to do with the others?

Master: Alright, but just her.

Rosalie: AH Mrjekjsnubgu!!!

NO!!! NOT ROSALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Fantasi doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 25

posted by patrisha727

Sorry anda guys! I'm overwelming anda guys aren't I? I'm trying to post as many of these as I can. I'm already done with the series and is planning to write the sequel. So I kind of need to post as many as I can. It'll be confusing to put new and old story up at the same time! ^_^

Bella's POV

It has been passed 2 hours since Edward left. Sigh. To try not to make this harder than it needs to be. I mostly minded my own business. But if Aro atau Royce come, I follow their lead. But I hated to do it. When I look myself in the mirror. I really looked like a vampire. I got my Blood-red eyes back for...

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chrises diary ( part 2)

posted by Bella11700

With her begging, my cold hati, tengah-tengah softened, but I still put up an annoyed face and walked in the park. I was just sitting on the benches looking like I wanted to leave. She went to the big oak pokok and she was looking for something. I knew she was looking for what we wrote on that pokok with a silver ink pen half a tahun ago. If I remember it right, it said, "Chris and Susan was here, Chris had teh and Susan was drinking hot chocolate. Hope Chris and Susan would always remember this day, always loving each other, forever." She was looking around for quite a while, then she came back slowly with...

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Mega megans report: BD and a big bowl of confusion and a side of annoying. :)

posted by Bella11700

i can't get the soalan many have ask and many have metioned out of my mind. Why did Alice and Jasper leave? Where did they go? Why haven't we got the jawapan we need is all im asking! Hi im Megan and i will be Penulisan a daily lapor about my opinions about twilight and other things ,And if you're thoose crazy people who can't handle other people opinions drop your laptop atau unplug your computer and run forest run! Because anda will hate this.
Now they don't say where they went they don't really exclain why they went AND people say Membaca can't hurt you! I got a huge head ach and i am a little dizzy. LIVING PROOF! I now know how brittanie spears felt when she didn't know what to do.I can't really think about anything lebih for this- see ya tomoorow! anda think i ended it bad ? well least it isn't like sapranos where they stop in the midlle of a sent- .....

HOPE anda ENJOY MY NEW artikel SERIES!
(ps. don't worry i am nothing like the sapranos! and my seterusnya artikel will be longer!)

have a good day!

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Starless nights, Chapter two

posted by Doopey

Hey, please komen and let me know what anda think about the story :D

Chapter two

I started to gain feel of my body again. But then wished i had stayed in the blackness.My neck started burning and so did my wrist and ankles. The api, kebakaran was moving its way through my body. Burning everything in its path.
I wondered what i did to go to hell. I couldnt think of anything. I was only 17.
Then i started screaming for anyone to help, but no one came. I was alone. Trapped.
Sometimes i stopped screaming. There wasnt any point. No one was coming.

After what seemed like hours some one came in. As soon as he...

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Becoming a Werewolf atau Shape-Shifter

posted by AdaLove

The history of the Quileute tribe and their connection things beyond the human is documented in ‘Eclipse’ chapter 11. We are told that “there has always been magic in our blood” and that they were “spirit warriors” before they became “shape-shifting” people. The tale of Taha Aki pautan the tribe for the first time with the wolf, as his spirit shared the body of the animal. This seems to have been the beginning of the possibility of being beyond both simple man and simple wolf.

The huraian of Taha Aki matches what Bella discovers about Jacob and the other werewolves. “He...

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New beginig] ch 9

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong Cinta are anda ok" Julius berkata to me as he bungkus, balut me from my waist and Ciuman my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me atau that he is worried about me.I think is something lebih important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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The Vampire Reporter -- Chapter 6

posted by BiteMeCullen107

I was half asleep half awake lying on my stomach. I could feel Jason’s cold fingers slowly moving up and down my bare back. He was humming a lullaby but I didn’t know what it was.
“Do anda still want to know my secret?” he asked in a soothing tone. It didn’t help that his voice so soft that it made it harder to stay awake. “Sure.” I berkata moving closer to him.
“I’ve none anda before anda were born.” He paused a second. Probably to make sure I wasn’t going to freak out. “I was Friends with your mother before anda were even born before your mother met your father. I met her...