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Pictures of Robert Pattinson from Paris 09/11/09

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BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

posted by maritina12345

BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

peminat-peminat tried to save the school but in the end they couldn't get enough cash together.

A popular Twilight landmark has been demolished after a peminat fundraiser to save the site failed to reach its target amount. They needed $287,000 to preserve the facade of Forks High School in Forks, Washington raised just a few thousand dollars.

The school, where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson filmed scenes for the hit vampire movies, is one of a handful of locations in the sleepy town visited sejak devotees of the franchise to be destroyed.

The facade was bulldozed earlier this bulan as bosses make way to build a new school. So if anda want to see it, see it now!

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My happy ending: A sequel to Renesme's life chap 6

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
"Sir, I have confirmed where miss Renesme is." I berkata calmly. "Excellent. Send some men to her EXACT location, bring her to me. If she refuses....Kill her." He berkata coldly. I smiled. "Yes sir!"
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Edward's POV
I looked down at Renesme, she was sound asleep, her red curls fell in her face, I quickly brushed them away-Hoping not to wake her. But unfortunitly she awoke. Her eyes cracked open. I stared at her, and she stared back. "Glad to see anda ok" I said. She had a confused look on her face. Then it changed. Her eyes were droopy and...

Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Renesme's POV
Aunt alice had told me that i am able to Cinta whomever I want,I thanked her left and headed on over to Jacob's house. When I got there I quietly tapped on his window. I looked in. He wasnt there..... After searching around i saw a light in the shed where jacob works on his motorcycle's. I slowly creaked it open and walked it. Jacob sat there wiping his hands off, as soon as he heard me he looked up smiled and walked over to me. "Hey, what are anda doing here?" He asked laughing. "I miss you" I stepped ke hadapan and wrapped my arms around his neck, he wrapped his arms around my waist....

I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 4

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost at home,when suddenly Alice was missing.She was way behind us,with closed eyes,stand very still.Jasper huged her"Alice what's wrong?"-he said.In Alice's mind pictures moved really fast,I couldn't catch a thing.one long minit pass and Alice finally open her eyes and then I saw it all:Bella was taken sejak Amber to Italy!!!What!!-I screamed-"Why,she didn't do anything that would interest the Volturi.Why"-I stared to think.Carlisle though that they just want to know is Bella still a human."Yeah,but why would they kiddnap her.It doesn't make sence!"-I yelled it.Alice was...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 3

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost on the end of the wood.Nothing.Bella's smell is Lost and so was her "friend's"smell as well.I was pissed of,hurt.I just want all this to stop.If I could turn back the time,I wouldn't leave her not for a second.Bella would be here,we would be married getting Lost in to each others eyes.I would give and do anything just to bring her back.I miss you,my love...

Bella's pov

I couldn't take my mind of Edward.I missed him so damn much!!!!!All fear's begin to hunt me,even thou I'm awake,but I which I wasn't.This all looked like one of those bad dreams,that never end.Oh God...

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Official Breaking Dawn Synopsis Revealed

posted by fatoshleo

Good news for all of anda Twilight fans. While at the American Film Market (AFM), Steve snagged a foto of an updated synopsis for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Parts 1 and 2, the final chapter of Stephenie Meyer’s insanely popular vampire saga. The news is unlikely to cause a stir in the devout faithful who have probably read Breaking Dawn multiple times sejak now. Those who are strictly invested in the cinematic adaptations, however, are likely to enjoy sinking their teeth into what we have to offer. Just beware of heavy spoilers, as the synopsis essentially reveals the entire plot....

Alice Cullen's Diary

posted by disneygood

29th December 2010

Hi! I am Mary Alice Brandon Cullen, but i prefer to be called Alice! my family is:
me
Jasper
Bella
Edward
Rosalie
Emmet
carlisle
Esme
and Renesmee(Nessie!)

The reason i got this diary was because nessie forced me into it. " Look auntie Alice! i bought this for you!" That mean little angel! nessie bought me this diary, and anda can't say no can you! so really this is annoying, and i probably won't even do a saat entry!Nessie also bought me a blue jacket. there was 2 tickets that came with it. the tickets were to go to this pantai place. " auntie Alice! do anda like this coat? anda won't like the tickets! i will take them! Jasper and me just looked at each other when she berkata that. Anyway she is growing up so fast i feel depressed. God, 200 years old tomorrow! Yay! I have to go now thought bye!

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Dark Moon Chapter 19

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 19
    Everyone exploded with questions. One after another, I can’t take it. I was about to run back up stairs and stay in Edward ad I’s room but someone grabbed me sejak the arms pulling me back downstairs.
    “Bella, anda need to do this sooner atau later. Though I think sooner would be a better option. So how about we go back down with our family. I will be their every step of the way. I promise.” He said.
    “Edward, I …I… I just can’t. I’m sorry” I berkata begging with my eyes for him to not make me do this....

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Is Hunger Games the seterusnya Twilight?

posted by mitchie19

Now that Twilight is almost over, will The Hunger Games Filem fill the void for fans?
—Elliott, Connecticut, via the inbox

You speak of the upcoming book-to-film adaptation about a dystopian society that sends its children into annual outdoor cage matches to the death, yes?

Well, the pre-production rumors sure are as heated as they were in the days before Twilight hit the screen. But does all that anticipation necessarily equal a replacement to the vampire cult?

Let's start with the casting frenzy, which may atau may not launch the seterusnya Kristen Stewart:

Kick-Ass Pelakon wanita Chloe Moretz and Lyndsy...

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Tears To Be Shed... (A Sequel To HeartBeat) Chapter 1-Confusion....

posted by Bree321

Chapter 1 - Confusion...
Three years have past since I've been this, monster, a Vampire.I hunt alone and never crossed paths with the other covens, seeing where they are heading before I go hunt.Especially watching on Coven the Volturi a dangerous group I've heard sejak stealing memories from the other Vampires, my green eyes always finding out lebih on the Coven through the thought and memories of others.
The others call these gifts but they usually have one, I have four,
1. my ability to see thoughts and memories
2.My eyes are green still, and I have blood running through my vanes, my eyes also...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She berkata and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The mentega was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi menanggung, bear on it. I poured half of the mentega into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...

A YouTube Script(episode one;season two)The Beginning happened too fast

posted by moolah

Brittney Spears enters as new character,Lucy Mane Cullen;Emmett's new wife!!

In the beginning of every great story atau companion to another story is the great writer who thought of it. Even though I am a fanfictionist I am dearly engrossed in my Cinta of the Twilight Series and Saga. All the fans-big atau small-of a YouTube Script are great supporters! Hope anda find Season Two good, better, atau the BEST!! And Enjoy…If anda are wondering I will introduce anda to our NEW characters…and our old ones...that made the series possible…look for lebih fun from me. Thanks for Membaca and remember…Keep your Friends close and your exes closer….HAHAHA!!!!!

Characters:
Alice Cullen-Ashley...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWELVE]
    The seterusnya thing I knew, I was awake. A Ciuman on my lips brought me to the now, and as my eyes opened, I saw Jerek's familiar face looking down into mine. Like a person in awe, he smiled.
    "What?" I asked, and I felt a line being traced over my arm.
    "Nothing." He kissed me again, and sat up. "It's time to get up."
    "Yesterday went sejak fast." I sat up to, holding the covers to my chest.
    "It sure did." Jerek...

Lexy Cullen(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

Chapter Six:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are anda giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small loceng to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.

‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’

Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on...

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A YouTube Script(episode twenty)How We Got Pregnant

posted by moolah

*Comment/review for sneak peeks and a prop! Enjoy this episode!*
^My Bird Says Review!^ O>
A YouTube Script:
*episode twenty*
*How we got pregnant*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was going to kill someone.
Yep…now…right…now!
*done thinking*
Emmett: Congratulations, Ed! anda had a boy! I named it Mason!
~Back with Rose, Ed, and Belly~
Edward: Why didn’t anda tell me!?!
Bella: Uh…um…i-i-i-I’m…
Edward: And how did it happen, we never did anything other than kiss.
*from downstairs*
Emmett: Dude, did anda hear me? anda had a boy!
*back upstairs*
Edward: I mean…it never could’ve happened…oh...

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In the normall world chapter 9

posted by KatiiCullen94

"What!Edward this isn't funny," Mzy face cold, dead, shock, desserted. i felt like i have been crushed, and all my Bones are pumped, no support to keep me up.
He reply was silence. Oh no, he wasn't kidding. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Me. child.
My hati, tengah-tengah raced, virbrating my whole body, as if i was frezzing. I was cold, nor was i warm, i was empty, dead.
The tears cued before i could control my pants, nor my reflex action.
it was like it wasnt me, just a crushed body, cruppling, to the groung, weeping uncontrolably.
Edward cupped me under my armpits, pressing me to his Frozen chest, my feet dangling.
It...