10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming anda have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the menyeberang, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming anda have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the menyeberang, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
So, the past week had been filled with Twilight pictures. Everyday we got at least 2 amazing pictures. Well, now that the Twilight Illistrated Movie Companion is out, there are scans of pictures from the movie in the book on the internet.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" atau "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who telah diposkan these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised sejak the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit atau Stephenie Meyer atau any other fansite because they chose to view them.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" atau "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who telah diposkan these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised sejak the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit atau Stephenie Meyer atau any other fansite because they chose to view them.