10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
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i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel lebih in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to alih arrive?
cangkul, hoe he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to berkata it atau just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel lebih in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to alih arrive?
cangkul, hoe he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to berkata it atau just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my Friends like my Penulisan but when i do post i would like some criticizing komen-komen for me to improve with.
Thanks
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ok, i know she loves both but its probably ovious who she loves more, but im not sure is it edward atau jacob.
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she berkata when edward asked her,
" are anda sure anda made the right choice, i have never seen anda in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she berkata when edward asked her,
" are anda sure anda made the right choice, i have never seen anda in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better