The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what anda told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that anda heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a peminat girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be hati, tengah-tengah broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When anda touch Aro make sure anda think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if anda get seriously hurt and, atau die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy hari annoying Aro though!
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what anda told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that anda heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a peminat girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be hati, tengah-tengah broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When anda touch Aro make sure anda think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if anda get seriously hurt and, atau die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy hari annoying Aro though!
