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Western films, Filem about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, Filem about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck berkata “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where Pistol were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only ones off the bahagian, atas of my head I can think of are the janky but fun Rising Zan: Samurai Gunman and the Wii classic, Red Steel 2. But one other game exists. Published sejak Atlus in America of all people and developed sejak Acquire, who made the Way of the Samurai series, we have Samurai Western (Not the most creative title). I don’t know what it was that drew me to this game. Maybe it was because the tajuk interested me, playing an action game as a samurai in the wild west. Maybe it was the cover art that was done sejak Kenneth Rocafort, who has art for comics like Superman, Teen Titans, and worked on The Ultimates series, atau maybe it’s because I hate myself and saw that the game cost almost a hundred dollars. Oh yeah, it’s one of those games. So I really, really hope this game is worth it. Otherwise that’s a good $75 down the shitter.



Samurai Western takes place in the good old wild American west, with our lead character, Gojiro Kiryu. A master of the blade that honors the teachings of a true samurai, he travels to America to find his brother, Rando, who abandoned the way of the samurai and became an outlaw in the west. There he meets all sorts of wacky characters, including bounty hunter Ralph, a child caretaker Anne, a black town sheriff Donald, and many more. Together with their help (Mostly just Ralph’s), Gojiro takes on the big crime lord of the town, Goldberg, in the hopes of finding his brother, and must fight a series of sadists with masks, an aggressive Frenchman, and some midgets with knives. Fun times in the west, kiddos. First off, I should say that the voice cast in this game is surprisingly bahagian, atas notch. And this was before Persona 4, and just one tahun out before Persona 3, so they didn’t have insane American attention yet like they do now. But the voice cast is all bahagian, atas of the line here for Samurai Western. Ralph is voiced sejak Steven Blum, Anne sejak Jennifer Hale, DOnald sejak Phil LaMarr, and Goldberg sejak Paul Eiding. Even the voice for Gojiro is pretty neat, having him stay voiced sejak a Japanese man that speaks in a thick Japanese accent, that man being Michael Shitanda, which is his stage name. He hasn’t voiced a lot of characters, but he was in Digimon and the 2001 Anime Metropolis, so there’s something. I just think that making one of very few Japanese characters speak in either a thick accent atau just full on Japanese is a nice touch. Honestly, all the sound in Samurai Westen works really well. Not just the voice acting, but the sound of your sword clashing into goons, and the Muzik too. This Muzik really slaps in some areas. It’s nothing some would listen to casually in the car, but this is some damn good stuff for a western game. All in all, this game sounds nice. But sound can only do so much. How does this game play?
At the start of every new level, anda get to level up Gojiro’s stats however anda want. anda have a lot to fill up, and filling up everything will take anda weeks to do, hell maybe even months. There’s a lot here and a lot of time to spend. I Think anda can even grind some levels to get higher stats. Of course, I don’t know. I think anda can, but I never needed it. I never really died once in this game, though I’d be lying if I berkata I didn’t come close in a few areas. anda can also dress up Gojiro with different items, give him new swords, give him a hat, some accessories, change his shoes, slap something on his back. All of these add temporary boosts to your stats, but there is a weight limit, so anda can only take what anda can get. Once you’ve stocked Gojiro with everything anda need, it’s time to jump into the gameplay. And… holy shit, this is actually insanely fun. I’m not gonna sit here and say you’re playing a character action treasure. This certainly ain’t no Devil May Cry, let me tell anda that right now, but holy shit, this is actually pretty intense. anda have a lot anda can do in this game. Sure, anda are limited in what attacks anda can do, but anda can do blocks, anda can dash, anda can do air strikes to do big damage to big boys, anda can pick up objects and throw them at enemies, anda can deflect objects, anda can even pick up downed enemies and use them as human shields before tossing their keldai like a salad. It’s not a lot (And I’ll be honest, some of these mechanics I rarely used), but with what we got here, it’s pretty interesting. anda also got a good variety of enemies. It starts out with typical goons that just shoot weak revolvers at you, but it soon gets to big guys with boomerangs, pisau guys that chase, big guys with gatling guys, little fat boys with dynamite, women with sniper rifles, and more. There is no short supply of enemies anda will run into. Some of them anda can’t just run up and attack. The pisau enemies will block your attacks, so anda gotta fake them out and let them attack first before anda get an opening. The sniper women have insane distance, so running straight is suicide. anda gotta dodge around them. The machine gun enemies won’t let anda walk around. anda gotta side step their bullets before anda can get close and wait for the gun to overheat. That being said, the game is still pretty easy. A lot of the time, your tasks are just to kill all the enemies in a room atau just kill enough until the level ends. I’ve had to fight an entire gang of enemies, only killed half and the level decided that that was enough. Some enemies won’t appear until anda go to the area they’re at. There’s no reason to hide, but it’s just weird. And there’s always a high chance of an enemy dropping a little piece of meat to heal yourself a little, atau the dynamite boys who always drop chicken, which is practically a full heal. As long as anda have enemies around, anda will never run low on health. Even when anda think you’re screwed, the enemies will always have some health to give, and they can be a real lifesaver in some of the boss fights. Because unlike the enemies, the bosses are way harder.
One criticism I hear for the game is that the game is too easy, but once anda get to the bosses, it suddenly spikes in difficulty. And yeah, I’d hope so. These are the final challenges of the area, probably of the entire act of the story. I’d hope they were harder. And anda know what, a lot of these bosses are pretty fun. Hard as hell, definitely, but they are pretty cool. Jean barely leaves openings for you, forcing anda to psyche him out so that anda have just a chance to get a hit in. Faceless always running just ahead of him. anda gotta be faster than him, and be ready to dodge his attack, giving anda a big hit combo as a reward for doing it. Nathan and Killer…. Suck. They suck. I hate this boss. I Cinta duo bosses and this fight pisses me off. They always hop away from you, screeching and laughing, while one is shooting anda in the back. The gun one always manages to just be slightly faster, then punishes anda with a gun that knocks anda down. If anda chase the melee one, you’re just fucking yourself over. Kill the gun one first, atau the fight will be a giant pain in the ass. Sadly there aren’t many bosses, in fact they use Jean and Faceless twice each. There are like six unique bosses in total. Not terrible, but it left me wanting more. Also, if anda thought that Gungrave and Drakengard were obsessed with the Square Button, I present to anda the final boss of the Square Button, the Rando boss fight of Samurai Western. This game will have anda dodging and attacking all in that order, and at rapid api, kebakaran pace. It’ll take a real samurai to master these kinds of reflexes. sejak the end of it, your thumbs will be so damn sore. This will really put your thumbs to the test. Are anda a true gamer girl atau are anda a bitch? Play Samurai Western. But I did find something when fighting the bosses that the game never mentions, and that’s this special move, two in fact. One that completely overpowers anda and makes anda a whirlwind of destruction for a short time, and one that slowly lowers your health but makes anda unstoppable. A lot of these helped me out in boss fights and got me thinking if there were any lebih abilities like this to unlock. It almost made me want to keep playing, but…. I have other games to play, anda know.
Now this is where I would end it. This is where I would end it, I say, if not for one in particular. Looking over the instructions manual with some beautiful concept art on the over, something caught my eye on page 17. Two Player Mode. Now I don’t have a 2nd person here, because quarantine is a thing and I don’t have Friends anyway, but for a game like this, an action game, I had to know. I had to know why this was here. So I got out an old busted saat controller and it is… weird. It’s weird. Now I won’t go into too much detail because, again, my controller is busted and I was playing both controls at once which anda should never do in a game this hectic. But the 2nd player is Ralph, and the saat player’s camera and character is stuck wherever player one is. Where player one is looking, that’s where player two looks. Where player one goes, player two follows. It seems that the saat player mostly provides some backup lebih than actual two player gameplay, atau least it feels that way. There’s some weird movements as well, and it’s pretty hard to hit an enemy, but once anda do, Ralph will lock to them and just gun them down then and there, so I guess that works. All and all, I’ll give it an eh.
Well, that was Samurai Western. I gotta say, despite the short run time for the game, being only five hours, it offers a lot of replay value and is an all around fun game. Expensive as hell, don’t get me wrong, but I had fun with it. I don’t get why so many reviewers were mixed with this game when it came out. Probably because it’s so hard to play without getting hand cramps. But that’s assuming anda play the game in one sitting. If anda pace yourself, anda should be fine. Do I think Samurai Western is one of Atlus’ best? Not really. But for a simple action game from the era, it’s a lot of fun. I give this game the award of Dumb Fun. It’s story won’t grip you, and it’s pretty simple in mechanics, but a lot of fun if anda can find it for cheap. I wouldn’t suggest going for this game at the price it stands at now, but if anda can get it for cheap, anda should totally pick it up.
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(News tunjuk starts)
Announcer: This is R.A.T News, lapor on American Tidings
News Anchor: This just in. Eastwood High School has been hit with a dangerous plague. Here to give anda this story is our on-the-field reporter, Victoria Hurtless
Victoria: Thanks James. Eastwood has been known for many different things. Its drug busts, its pathetic police, and now, homosexuality. After getting information from a… (Looks over Spacebook on her phone) reliable source, we were able to find that homosexuality has been running rampant in Eastwood. Here is the one who has been giving us this information
Cody:...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV tunjuk they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...
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We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where anda explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...
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Now, I have talked about my kegemaran childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. anda know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn senarai would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO

 Invader Zim
Invader Zim


REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the senarai because it was on a childrens channel. The tunjuk was made...
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Hello everyone, and today, I have a lebih serious senarai for anda guys. This senarai is the bahagian, atas Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that anda feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this senarai contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...
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Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're Anime characters, and anda live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* hei guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...
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Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, anda get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the Nintendo Wii… And no, we...
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Welcome, everyone, to the seterusnya Halloween oriented list. This week, we’ll be looking at the eight legged creepy crawlies anda always find in the corners of a dark room. Spiders. Now, spiders are probably the least scariest things on this list… To me anyway. There are hundreds of people with a fear of spiders,known as arachnophobia. And with spiders hown growing larger and bigger and becoming the size of a house, I doubt they get any less scary. So, today, we will be looking at the ten spiders from movies, tv shows, and video games. Now, before we begin, a few rules. Only one labah-labah per franchise,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down seterusnya to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I Berlakon surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's alih on to the characters. The first...
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Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, anda know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...
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Now, after I did a senarai for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list

 Dying Guard
Dying Guard


#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the senarai because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After anda see Zelda run out of Hyrule istana, castle Town, anda are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if anda go to the alley that is opposite...
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Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell anda all what my kegemaran Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list

 The Eagle
The Eagle


#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the senarai then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great sejak today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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Ah, yes, its Krismas time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of Krismas movies. Now, remember, these are not the best Krismas Filem ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be Filem I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be Krismas themed in one way atau another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this Filem may not be the best movie ever made, but, anda have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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To infinity and beyond.
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Muzik
comedy

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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