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Western films, Filem about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, Filem about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck berkata “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where Pistol were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only ones off the bahagian, atas of my head I can think of are the janky but fun Rising Zan: Samurai Gunman and the Wii classic, Red Steel 2. But one other game exists. Published sejak Atlus in America of all people and developed sejak Acquire, who made the Way of the Samurai series, we have Samurai Western (Not the most creative title). I don’t know what it was that drew me to this game. Maybe it was because the tajuk interested me, playing an action game as a samurai in the wild west. Maybe it was the cover art that was done sejak Kenneth Rocafort, who has art for comics like Superman, Teen Titans, and worked on The Ultimates series, atau maybe it’s because I hate myself and saw that the game cost almost a hundred dollars. Oh yeah, it’s one of those games. So I really, really hope this game is worth it. Otherwise that’s a good $75 down the shitter.



Samurai Western takes place in the good old wild American west, with our lead character, Gojiro Kiryu. A master of the blade that honors the teachings of a true samurai, he travels to America to find his brother, Rando, who abandoned the way of the samurai and became an outlaw in the west. There he meets all sorts of wacky characters, including bounty hunter Ralph, a child caretaker Anne, a black town sheriff Donald, and many more. Together with their help (Mostly just Ralph’s), Gojiro takes on the big crime lord of the town, Goldberg, in the hopes of finding his brother, and must fight a series of sadists with masks, an aggressive Frenchman, and some midgets with knives. Fun times in the west, kiddos. First off, I should say that the voice cast in this game is surprisingly bahagian, atas notch. And this was before Persona 4, and just one tahun out before Persona 3, so they didn’t have insane American attention yet like they do now. But the voice cast is all bahagian, atas of the line here for Samurai Western. Ralph is voiced sejak Steven Blum, Anne sejak Jennifer Hale, DOnald sejak Phil LaMarr, and Goldberg sejak Paul Eiding. Even the voice for Gojiro is pretty neat, having him stay voiced sejak a Japanese man that speaks in a thick Japanese accent, that man being Michael Shitanda, which is his stage name. He hasn’t voiced a lot of characters, but he was in Digimon and the 2001 Anime Metropolis, so there’s something. I just think that making one of very few Japanese characters speak in either a thick accent atau just full on Japanese is a nice touch. Honestly, all the sound in Samurai Westen works really well. Not just the voice acting, but the sound of your sword clashing into goons, and the Muzik too. This Muzik really slaps in some areas. It’s nothing some would listen to casually in the car, but this is some damn good stuff for a western game. All in all, this game sounds nice. But sound can only do so much. How does this game play?
At the start of every new level, anda get to level up Gojiro’s stats however anda want. anda have a lot to fill up, and filling up everything will take anda weeks to do, hell maybe even months. There’s a lot here and a lot of time to spend. I Think anda can even grind some levels to get higher stats. Of course, I don’t know. I think anda can, but I never needed it. I never really died once in this game, though I’d be lying if I berkata I didn’t come close in a few areas. anda can also dress up Gojiro with different items, give him new swords, give him a hat, some accessories, change his shoes, slap something on his back. All of these add temporary boosts to your stats, but there is a weight limit, so anda can only take what anda can get. Once you’ve stocked Gojiro with everything anda need, it’s time to jump into the gameplay. And… holy shit, this is actually insanely fun. I’m not gonna sit here and say you’re playing a character action treasure. This certainly ain’t no Devil May Cry, let me tell anda that right now, but holy shit, this is actually pretty intense. anda have a lot anda can do in this game. Sure, anda are limited in what attacks anda can do, but anda can do blocks, anda can dash, anda can do air strikes to do big damage to big boys, anda can pick up objects and throw them at enemies, anda can deflect objects, anda can even pick up downed enemies and use them as human shields before tossing their keldai like a salad. It’s not a lot (And I’ll be honest, some of these mechanics I rarely used), but with what we got here, it’s pretty interesting. anda also got a good variety of enemies. It starts out with typical goons that just shoot weak revolvers at you, but it soon gets to big guys with boomerangs, pisau guys that chase, big guys with gatling guys, little fat boys with dynamite, women with sniper rifles, and more. There is no short supply of enemies anda will run into. Some of them anda can’t just run up and attack. The pisau enemies will block your attacks, so anda gotta fake them out and let them attack first before anda get an opening. The sniper women have insane distance, so running straight is suicide. anda gotta dodge around them. The machine gun enemies won’t let anda walk around. anda gotta side step their bullets before anda can get close and wait for the gun to overheat. That being said, the game is still pretty easy. A lot of the time, your tasks are just to kill all the enemies in a room atau just kill enough until the level ends. I’ve had to fight an entire gang of enemies, only killed half and the level decided that that was enough. Some enemies won’t appear until anda go to the area they’re at. There’s no reason to hide, but it’s just weird. And there’s always a high chance of an enemy dropping a little piece of meat to heal yourself a little, atau the dynamite boys who always drop chicken, which is practically a full heal. As long as anda have enemies around, anda will never run low on health. Even when anda think you’re screwed, the enemies will always have some health to give, and they can be a real lifesaver in some of the boss fights. Because unlike the enemies, the bosses are way harder.
One criticism I hear for the game is that the game is too easy, but once anda get to the bosses, it suddenly spikes in difficulty. And yeah, I’d hope so. These are the final challenges of the area, probably of the entire act of the story. I’d hope they were harder. And anda know what, a lot of these bosses are pretty fun. Hard as hell, definitely, but they are pretty cool. Jean barely leaves openings for you, forcing anda to psyche him out so that anda have just a chance to get a hit in. Faceless always running just ahead of him. anda gotta be faster than him, and be ready to dodge his attack, giving anda a big hit combo as a reward for doing it. Nathan and Killer…. Suck. They suck. I hate this boss. I Cinta duo bosses and this fight pisses me off. They always hop away from you, screeching and laughing, while one is shooting anda in the back. The gun one always manages to just be slightly faster, then punishes anda with a gun that knocks anda down. If anda chase the melee one, you’re just fucking yourself over. Kill the gun one first, atau the fight will be a giant pain in the ass. Sadly there aren’t many bosses, in fact they use Jean and Faceless twice each. There are like six unique bosses in total. Not terrible, but it left me wanting more. Also, if anda thought that Gungrave and Drakengard were obsessed with the Square Button, I present to anda the final boss of the Square Button, the Rando boss fight of Samurai Western. This game will have anda dodging and attacking all in that order, and at rapid api, kebakaran pace. It’ll take a real samurai to master these kinds of reflexes. sejak the end of it, your thumbs will be so damn sore. This will really put your thumbs to the test. Are anda a true gamer girl atau are anda a bitch? Play Samurai Western. But I did find something when fighting the bosses that the game never mentions, and that’s this special move, two in fact. One that completely overpowers anda and makes anda a whirlwind of destruction for a short time, and one that slowly lowers your health but makes anda unstoppable. A lot of these helped me out in boss fights and got me thinking if there were any lebih abilities like this to unlock. It almost made me want to keep playing, but…. I have other games to play, anda know.
Now this is where I would end it. This is where I would end it, I say, if not for one in particular. Looking over the instructions manual with some beautiful concept art on the over, something caught my eye on page 17. Two Player Mode. Now I don’t have a 2nd person here, because quarantine is a thing and I don’t have Friends anyway, but for a game like this, an action game, I had to know. I had to know why this was here. So I got out an old busted saat controller and it is… weird. It’s weird. Now I won’t go into too much detail because, again, my controller is busted and I was playing both controls at once which anda should never do in a game this hectic. But the 2nd player is Ralph, and the saat player’s camera and character is stuck wherever player one is. Where player one is looking, that’s where player two looks. Where player one goes, player two follows. It seems that the saat player mostly provides some backup lebih than actual two player gameplay, atau least it feels that way. There’s some weird movements as well, and it’s pretty hard to hit an enemy, but once anda do, Ralph will lock to them and just gun them down then and there, so I guess that works. All and all, I’ll give it an eh.
Well, that was Samurai Western. I gotta say, despite the short run time for the game, being only five hours, it offers a lot of replay value and is an all around fun game. Expensive as hell, don’t get me wrong, but I had fun with it. I don’t get why so many reviewers were mixed with this game when it came out. Probably because it’s so hard to play without getting hand cramps. But that’s assuming anda play the game in one sitting. If anda pace yourself, anda should be fine. Do I think Samurai Western is one of Atlus’ best? Not really. But for a simple action game from the era, it’s a lot of fun. I give this game the award of Dumb Fun. It’s story won’t grip you, and it’s pretty simple in mechanics, but a lot of fun if anda can find it for cheap. I wouldn’t suggest going for this game at the price it stands at now, but if anda can get it for cheap, anda should totally pick it up.
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I Cinta animation. It is a very fascinating idea, allowing people to create moving works of art. What makes animasi so amazing is how people use it. From the wonderful work of Western animation, to the beautiful designs of Japanese anime, to the computer made CGI, animasi is just about everywhere nowadays. And, trust me, there are a lot of animated shows. Some good, some bad, some god awful atrocities, and some… just weird. Thankfully, there are lebih good animated shows than there are bad ones. One hundred is about as much as I can think of. Of course, I can think of more, but if I did,...
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~5:30 PM
October 9th 2079
Takedown TV Stadium - Janitor’s Hall~

Alice: (She was placing some clothes into a small bag, unable to stay here after what she did. The looks she had gotten from Beck, Gregory and Simon and despite it all, Apollo continued to treat her with respect. It was an awful feeling, knowing that the person who beat her in the fight continued to treat her as if nothing happened. It made her ill. As she was putting her things away, there was a knock at the door)
Carlos: (He opened the door and walked in) Hey, Alice. anda okay
Alice: (She hid her bag underneath the blanket from...
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~Story~

In the tahun 30XX, the world is ravaged sejak thousands of monsters and villains, with humans in fear of them. One day, a band of Heroes came along, with immense strength and powers and have dedicated their lives to fighting evil and protecting humans around the world. However, though these Heroes are loved for their work and power, they are also very rude and look down on wanna-be heroes, especially humans Heroes who have no powers. One of these Heroes being known as Crimson Salvation, also known as Berry Merlot. He is a police officer, with an ex-wife named Scarlet and two daughters, the...
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anda know, whenever I am not Membaca a whole bunch of shitty fanfiction, I read different books… Yes, I actually read books. It’s weird. Shakespeare just so happens to be one of those stories I read. One of his stories being the classic play, The Tempest. This was one of his last plays before he died, as it portrayed a story of kindness and Cinta in a story filled with hatred and revenge. It was a wonderful story…. So naturally, Hollywood came to give it a proper anal raping that all films based on buku get. Let’s take a look and see how Hoolywood fucked this story so hard.
So, if you...
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So, yeah, it’s been some time since I did another one of these, and since people really seem to like them, I thought, why not. So, here is part six of my mini rants. Enjoy.

TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and anda all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad Televisyen shows...
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#20: Joe Ball’s World



Here’s a Lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 sejak the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto YouTube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
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I’m gonna be honest with anda people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern hari special effects atau camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, atau at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes



The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
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So, we all know the popular urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to lebih modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even lebih well known. So, I will go ahead and tell anda all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.

 Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy
Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy


#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced sejak Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this seterusnya movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this bulan eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in soalan is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.



So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
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#10: “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!” - Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

#9: “I HAVE FURY” - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

#8: “For you, the hari bison graced your village was the most important hari of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday” - M Bison, jalan Fighter

#7: "See, this is what I don't get about anda bad guys. anda know the hero's gonna win, but anda never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon....
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Now, there are a lot of Filem out there that are insanely funny. anda have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty ular sawa, python movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell anda the comedy Filem that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list

#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - anda know you’re Membaca a GREAT senarai when the first Filem best joke is...
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Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known sejak the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these soalan getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to my bahagian, atas Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, anda can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time anda meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if anda were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...
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Song: link

Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better tunjuk anda the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...
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Song: link

Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the tunjuk starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the tunjuk starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: tunjuk business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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~#30~

I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far lebih mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the angkasa Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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