Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if anda are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing anda will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

sejak the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his Friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

Cinta Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, anda see that memerang, otter over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that memerang, otter is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what anda were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a penguin could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir kedai and end back here at the base. Do anda agree?"
    Private and Rico...

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Dat Stare.....

added by Metallica1147

Source: I took the picture

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Do u wan't some balloon ?

added by skipperahmad

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Poor Private.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Me and picmonkey.com

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Super Science High Five

added by stlouisfan

Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane

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Skipper's Curse (4): A Friend Is An Enemy That Hasn't Attacked Yet

posted by peacebaby7

    The realization of reality was like a punch to the face…For the saat time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other Haiwan atau was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, anda really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

Dazzling Commander

posted by Black-Raine

(Inspired sejak the episode: Cinta Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a sock on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their utama was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week lalu Rico had Lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf: Chapter 1 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No lebih Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private berkata as he saw Marlene itik behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir kedai entrance.

"I...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 19: The Other Man That Doesn't Exist Yet

posted by peacebaby7

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up senarai for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his hati, tengah-tengah fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene berkata as he approached...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 13: If Only

posted by peacebaby7

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the pokok branch seterusnya to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she berkata half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 10: School is in Session

posted by peacebaby7

“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014

    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are anda ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would anda get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 26: Family 12.17.15

posted by peacebaby7

Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

— § —

Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...

Mad Brother Final

posted by Mother-of-PoM

"I guess its hard for someone your age to take in." Blue sighed, "I wanted some lebih time...But.."

"YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DOLL?!" Private screeched in horror.

"Oh, don't take it like that Private. sejak making anda a doll, anda can be adorable forever." Blue spun around so he wasn't facing him.

"Blue..Stop..Please.." Private begged.

"Besides, being a doll gives anda the excuse to wear anything anda want. What would anda like to be?"

'I don't know, Maybe, ALIVE?!' Private thought while inching towards the basement.

Blue turned around and was taken back to see Private inching away. "Private? Where...

Mad Brother Chapter Eight

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private ran back down the stairs and into the main room and something strange happened. He tripped, and not just because he tripped. He felt as if, someone was grabbing his feet.

"I..Is someone grabbing my feet?"

Then he was suddenly pulled down the floor. He gasped and grabbed the floor and tried to drag himself ke hadapan but it kept trying to drag him down, so it was basically tug of war.

"No!" Private screamed. "Its trying to drag me away!"

It was a while before he tugged himself free and sped off. And went back behind the steel door and through some other doors. He came to a room where there...

Mad Brother Chapter Seven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened the door, "This must be Ami's room..."

He could tell because everything was basically made of ice! Except for that small book- Private swiped it. "Yes!"

He opened it greedily. "Blue, it has been a tahun since I've come to this house. I'll never forget that day..."

Flashback

Ami curled up, putting her paws over her nose. "Food..Please..."

Blue started to walk past but then he noticed the thin mage. He knelt seterusnya to her.

"A mage?" 'She looks cute, a little cleaning up and she would be a perfect subject.'

"Its sad to see someone so down and hungry. Plus you're thin...I'll take anda to my...

Mad Brother Chapter Four

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private stood up straight, "I'll Cinta my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a api, kebakaran burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the bunga crown....

Mad Brother Chapter Two

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private laid awake in his bed, sighing sadly as the clock in his room struck midnight. He buried his face into his pillow.

"Today's the day...When Kiki went to heaven." He sighed again. "Kiki..." The small bird lifted himself from his bed, "I can nevah sleep when I think about his death.." He looked towards his door but shook his head, "I don't want to get Blue upset.." Private sighed then went to pick up a doll that was sitting on his bed. It was a shape of a penguin and had realistic yellow feathers and bright blue eyes. "I remembah this...Big brothah gave it to me."

Flashback

Blue smiled brightly,...