Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if anda are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing anda will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

I Work Alone (3. Awake)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: For the people, fanguins, cookies, and others who wanted this story to continue. Once again, this has absolutely nothing to do with the holiday season but enjoy!

The first realization I had that I wasn’t dead was voices –familiar, annoying voices. I had never been so glad to hear anyone in my life. “When is he going to wake up, Skipper?”

I knew that voice. I frantically searched in my mind for the name of the speaker. Private. That was his name. Skipper replied. “I don’t know, Private. I don’t know.”

I heard a barely contained sob, and the sounds of another comforting...

Corpse party/penguins charachter list....

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!: this is the characters statuses right after the saat story...enjoy:)

Central zoo high:

Skipper:
Gender: male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very strong leader who cared about each of his friends..after getting out of heavenly host..he tried to revive his Friends who died in there...but died while doing the spell..

Kowlaski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very smart penguin that everyone loved...died from Bieng tortured in heavenly host and eventually choked from his tongue Bieng removed...

Rico:
Gender:male
Age:18
Status:dead
Bio: penguin that didn't follow the rules to good...tried to bring back...

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The chamber of death...chapter 4...

posted by spmana123

The man chained up kowlaski on a table..the same meja, jadual he used on Rico...there was blood all over the table...kowlaksi shaked...cold sweat coming down his chest ...his backed was soaked in blood...he could feel the stickiness all over his back...the man when he was done strapping up kowalski, took Rico over to another meja, jadual and strapped him up...

Kowaslki: why are u doing this to us!! What did we do to u!!

The man turned around and held down his neck..

Man:why?! WHY!! anda penguins have been hurting me for four years now!!

Kowlaski:ack..w..I..c..

The man let go of kowlaskis neck....making kowlaski...

Unexpected Events Chapter Sixteen

posted by Cowtails

He could see clear as hari that he loved her. No soalan asked!

~ Private giggled again, "I wish there was something to do in here...we can't even play hide and seek atau watch the telly!"

~ "wh-what?" Cowtails stammered.

~ "Well the least we can do is look for an escape." SP said, looking around.

~ Kowalski blushed, looking down.

~ "there is no escape except for that locked door! the rest of the room is SOLID CONCRETE!" Private shouted. He panicked, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN A SOLID CONCRETE ROOM AND I'LL NEVAH EAT ANOTHAH kacang, kacang tanah BUTTAH WINKY AGAIN!"

~ Cowtails smiled warmly, "Skipper told you,...

Unexpected Events Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cowtails

SP scoffed, "Like if I'm scared of you! I beat every person that kidnapped me, and anda shall be no different!"

~ Kowalski climbed out of the dumpster, "Do i look like garbage to you?! Rico! Skipper could beat them!"

"not really..she not Cinta Skipper!" Rico grunted.

Skipper sighed, "it's true Kowalski! She asked me if it was okay, when she came back she told me that she loved someone else, and I told only Rico."

"Yeah!" Rico nodded.

"geez, how many times have anda been kidnapped before? Nevermind, boss, she's all yours." The man said, leaving the room.

The boss chuckled with a smirk, "what's...

Unexpected Events Chapter Ten

posted by Cowtails

Blowhole and Kowalski shouted, "OH MY GOD!"

~ Sweet Pripper giggled then went back to watching the movie.

"it's hard to see, can I sit it your lap?" Private asked, blushing.

~ Cowtails waved her hands around singleing Blowhole to help her.

"Ugh..." Rico threw up under the bed.

~ "Sure!" Sweet Pripper berkata happily, placing Private on her lap.

~ Blowhole threw Skipper away from Cowtails, "DON'T Ciuman SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T Cinta YOU!"

"RICO NOT UNDER THE BED!" Kowalski snapped.

"Sorry..." Rico gagged.

Cowtails froze in shock. Skipper cried and ran away, dragging Kowalski and Rico with him.

~ Private...

Unexpected Events Chapter One

posted by Cowtails

"I'm back aren't anda all so happy!" Cowtails berkata happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let Sweet Pripper deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He berkata quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails berkata deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

Sweet Pripper's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend berkata with a smile.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! NEEDLE WEILDING...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 14

posted by sarah12499

Rico pulled out a bazooka and threatened to blow up the TV “Why I oughta!” Dr. Blowhole laughed “Don’t worry their not dead….yet.” Julien was concerned “Why? Are they sick?” Blowhole squinted his eyes at him “I tell anda once it’s time to kill all of you; you’re the first to go!” Private whimpered “Where are they?” Blowhole turned around “Oh, someplace.” The TV went black. Marlene sighed “First the transfer and now a rescue mission!” Private got an idea “Wait the transfers not till later tonight! Since Blowhole is behind all this when we go to rescue Skipper...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 10

posted by sarah12499

sejak the time Private, Rico, and Marlene got to the lemurs habitat Julien was having his morning pampering. Private walked up to Maurice, who was massaging Julien's back. "Hello Maurice!" Maurice looked up " hei Private, what brings anda guys here?" Julien got up "yeah, don't anda stinky penguins have better things to be doing?" Private ignored Julien's komen " Skipper needs your guys help with something." Maurice cleaned himself off and started getting ready for his majesty's sponge bath. "Well then anda should be asking him." Maurice points over to Julien. Private walks over " We need your help."...

Amnesia....chapter 3....

posted by spmana123

It was 9:00 at night.....and Rico was crying near kowalksi katil at the hospital.....skipper was trying to comfort him...and private was in tears as well....they were awaiting for the doctor...

Rico:"deep sobs" kowalksi.....kowalksi....

Skipper:soldier....please.....calm down......

Rico:WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN!! IF I HADN'T HAD BEEN SO STUPID AND HAD BEEN WATCHING WHERE I'VE BEEN GOING...."sobs deeply"

Skipper: stop it! It was a accident! He saved u....

Rico:"deep sobs" skipper....

Skipper:it's ok...it's ok...."hugs Rico tight" I know....

Private:Rico......

Suddenly, the doctor came in.....

Doctor:hello........

Amnesia....chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical hari at the zoo....and Skipper and the others were sitting in thier lair...bored..kowlaski was testing out an experiment..Rico was the Test subject as usual..and private was watching the lunacorn episode...while skipper sat and enjoyed his coffee...it was a normal hari for the penguins...

Kowlaksi: ugh, I'm so bored!

Rico: "agrees with kowlaksi"

Skipper: soldiers! I know it's not that entertaining of a day....

Private: hey! Quiet! The episodes new!

Suddenly, skipper had an idea for the two...let them run a errand..

Skipper: kowlaksi! Rico! I need anda two to he tis snowcones! On the...

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows: chapter 6...smile....

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!!: this is a "what if" chapter from the original story....this chapter basically talks about what would have happened if private got caught sejak Freddy...enjoy:)

Private had awoken from the knock in the head from Freddy...he was horrified to see where he was...he was tied up on a table...while Freddy was sitting sejak the door..making sure it was locked..private struggles as he begun to cry for skipper..

Private:"tears coming down his face" please...don't hurt me!

Freddy turned around and walked closer to the young frightened penguin and smiled wide at him..

Freddy: why.. I haven't even down anything...

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Penguins of madagascar battle phrases:)

posted by spmana123

This is battle phrases that they would say if they were beginning to battle:)

Skipper:"your here to challenge me? Heh, alright then...."

Kowlaksi:"by my calculations....your going to lose this battle...

Private:"don't let my age and cuteness full you! I'm gonna tear anda apart!"

Rico:"your gonna wish anda never even looked at me...heheh..."

Julien:"my dance moves will make me win this battle!"

Rat king:"I'm going to crush your neck with one strike.."

Fred:"ugh.....who are anda again?..."

Marlene:"your going down! I guarantee it!"

Roger:"do we really have to fight? Ok, if anda want your life over..."

Hanz:"this...

Live Without Cinta Chp 3 part 4: Preparation...

posted by skipperahmad

It's just the preparation of the team to go to the North and continue to the east... so, just read the back bone and you'll get it...

*Most of time our futures are controlled sejak something in the past... And so about the words of Sergeant. In the moment of the dead, Sergeant spoke a lot words that bring Skipper to alih closer to the truth, alih closer to the dead and alih closer to his past... lonely. Only cause sejak some un-cleared words that will bring Skipper to forbidden project and now, Skipper will realized... if everything he done and everything he believe... is wrong. He will realized if...

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A New Crush (Full Story!)

posted by Number1SkippFan

Chapter 1
Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl penguin that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one hari I would escape that horrible snow land, and that hari was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.

Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.

I don't know how long I was in that krat but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!...

A New Crush Chapter 11 (The Final Chapter)

posted by Number1SkippFan

hei this is my first fanfic, so plz no hate! :)
This chapter will be Kat's POV btw
Sorry I haven't been Penulisan much, I've been busy :(

Okay, I think I'm on Skipper's good side now, and that's good.
Today I tried some of his ikan coffee, and it wasn't too bad I guess

All was great that morning, except when Marlene came over, probably to pick another fight with Skipper

Marlene's POV:
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I need to go see him NOW!
End of Marlene's POV

"Skipper this is KILLING ME! Do anda wanna hang out?" She says

"NO I'M NOT INTO YOU! CAN anda LET IT GO????"

"I CAN'T CAN anda SEE THAT?"

"YES BUT STILL...

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Cinta hurts: chapter 3

posted by spmana123

Rico and Marlene begun to hang out a lot and go out at night, making skipper angry because one if his men wouldn't hang out with him that much anymore.

Skipper was training with Kowalski and private, when he saw Rico and Marlene holding hands walking around the zoo

"Oh hello skipper" berkata Marlene,"how's your hari been?"

"Fine...just fine...." berkata skipper, kicking the Rock seterusnya to him into the water.

"Hey skipper, hee....I've never felt like this before.....I can actually tunjuk my feelings towards someone I love!" berkata Rico, grabbing Marlene's hands.

Skipper became agitated, he hated this side of...

Penguins of madagascar- the alliance

posted by xi_omega

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were in their secret base under Centeral Park Zoo playing cards and eating samon, it was a very quiet hari at the zoo, Julian had gone on holiday, most of the zoo Haiwan had been up all night and so were asleep. At that point the sonar system on Kowalski's computer had picked up something, the penguins then abandoned their game and slid to the screen "Kowalski, analysis" berkata Skipper putting his fins his hips, Kowalski turned to Skipper "sir it seems that three objects of different sizes are heading this way at incredible speeds"
"Right, Rico we need weapons,...

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Penguins/corpse party: chapter 3.....no hope left

posted by spmana123

There he was, all sejak himself, standing in the long dark corridor all sejak himself, only just waking up about a jam ago, Kowalski was worried about where he was, nervous, he continued to walk threw the dark hallways, hoping to find someone atau something to know where he was..

Kowalski: skipper! Rico! Julien! Where are anda guys?! This isn't funny if this is a joke!, wait a second...what's this on the wall?

On the dinding was a notice on the wall, saying a notice to all the faculty and staff to heavenly host elementary. Kowalski froze and begin to tremble with fear, a cold sweat began to go down his...

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Operation: Family, part 4

posted by queenpalm

Kowalski, Ivy, and Private ran frantically into the lab. Kowalski ran and locked all possible exits. Johnson, Rico, Skipper, and Ru didn't even bother trying to get in. They were ready to fight.
Ivy flopped down on the floor, gasping for breath. Private held her flipper and asked her what was wrong. Ivy just moaned.
The penguins watched as the lab door slammed shut and locked. Rica slowly walked forward, still bouncing the bat.
"Just wait till she finally get's a piece of us," Skipper said, getting into the fighting position.
Rico and Johnson did the same without the talking. Ru slinked back....