Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if anda are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing anda will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 2

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could anda come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could anda look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, anda can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 1

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 2)

posted by peacebaby7

Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, anda to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet anda Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I Lost anda after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do anda underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank anda for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one atau the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and Haiwan 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 2 The Oracles

posted by legendary7

We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. ikan Bones dangle from the roof...

how i met Skipper and his team 5

posted by kivamarie

this is part 5 of how i met Skipper and his team. so far me and Skipper were in the belukar, bush keeping dry from the rain. Skipper is well still hugging me and we don't know how long his team were going to tunjuk up.

little me: (being hugged sejak Skipper) where team?

Skipper: (hugging me) I don't know what's taking my team so long to get here.

little me: (still being hugged sejak Skipper) still sleeping.

Skipper: (still hugging me) I think anda might be right Kiva.

little me: (still being hugged sejak Skipper) (heard something) (scared)

Skipper: (still hugging me) I got a feeling that doesn't sound good. come on we...

bintang pengs chapter 5: main time problems

posted by andresandru

"no, no, Marlene, be thinky about it!" Julien berkata through the radio, Marlene just turned off the radio and headed towards the istana, castle like the others; but suddently, a flash passed through the surprised eyes of the five, and Maurice's ship burnt down

"help!help!" Maurice screamed, the team ran to his ship to secure it from falling, but it simply banished into thin air, letting the team very confused. saat later, the ship reapeared, but it was perfect.

"what the heck just happened?" Marlene shouted, very confused. The Commander (I MEAN it! last time: he's Private) took word in the radio

"what...

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Our Story, part two

posted by queenpalm

I am Penulisan this to tunjuk others what I think happened to the penguins in earlier times. Don't get confused sejak all the names. There are lots of them.
.............….........................................………………….……….....
RICO

Rico had been swimming for a full ten minit now, and he was really tired. Finally, he saw a rock, and swam towards it.
Once Rico got to the rock, he jumped onto it, and almost fell asleep. His eyelids were getting heavy, and he was weary.
Rico closed his eyes, and thought of his mother. She must've been so mad and sad to wake up and find her only chick...

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An Old Friend, part six

posted by queenpalm

Here is part six of my peminat fiction. It's Johnson's story.

"Okay,"I said. "So I had just broke my wing, and was really embarrassed."
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about when anda break a wing,"said Private."While anda were gone, we all broke our wings. Of corse, that is a different story, we thought Skipper was a zombie and-."
"Yes, Private,"said Ivy. "We all get it. Now, Johnson is trying to tell a story of his own story, and I'd really like to hear it."
"Okay,"I continued. "Since I had a broken wing, I couldn't really think straight, so I walked into the parking lot, and jumped onto a blue...

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An Old Friend, part four

posted by queenpalm

This is part four of my peminat fiction. Enjoy.

"So, uh, lebih about this Ivy,"I said.
"She's, um, pretty, smart, and has very good hearing,"Replied Private.
"Okay, pretty, smart, and good hearing," I said."Anything else anda think would be good to know about her?"
"Well,"Said Private."She also has a great memory."
"Okay," I said. "Like I asked anda before, can anda help me get the others up?"
"Okay," berkata Private. Then he started shaking Kowalski.
I thought very hard trying to remember how the easiest way to wake Skipper and Rico up was. They sleep like logs, so it's usually pretty hard.
"I think...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 17: The Battle of Paris

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 17: The Battle for Paris

Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, and Coryn arrived at Paris. However, Nyra was already there! “You must sertai the Tytonic Order of the Pure Ones, atau anda will be killed!” Nyra exclaimed. “We need a different plan!” Sly exclaimed. Back at the Central Park Zoo, Pat was asleep. RING! “Hello?” “Pat, we need a different plan!” “Hold on! I’ll be right there!”

“Okay, so Nyra is already here!?” “Yes! There must be hundreds of Pure Ones up there!” Coryn exclaimed. “I say we wage an all-out attack on the Pure Ones!” Twilight exclaimed. “Twilight,...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t sertai something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated sejak the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 14

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 14: Battle Strategy, with a twist

“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians anda find at the Ga’Hoole pokok will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.

About an jam later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War!...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 7

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 7: Sly’s gone?
It was 5:30 am, when a scream perpecahan, berpecah the silence of the Zoo. This was Carmelita reacting to the news of Sly getting kidnapped sejak the unknown animal control officer. “What the ham steaks?” “I think the scream came from the Cooper gang habitat.” “Carm, what happened?” Pat asked. “Sly, he was on a heist and was captured sejak some big animal control officer!” Carmelita explained. “Officer X! They gave that nutball his job back?” “Well, that what it looks like.” At that moment, Soren plunged into the growing mob. “Here anda go Carm.” “Soren, how...

I am in the PoM World. Chapter 6.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Skipper's PoV*

We arrive at BLowhole's base shortly. We park the pink, girly car a few feet away and enter the base. Blowhole rides out of the darkness.
"Come and see them," he smirks.

We follow him through a long, dark corridor. Doors on each side of the walls. I shudder to think what torturous devices lie behind each steal slab.

Blwohole finally stops at the end of the hall-way. He grins as he opens the door and leads us into the darkness. He flips a switch on the dinding and lights turn on.

We see Kiva and Private sitting in one cage, and CC lying in another. Kowalski has a closer look at her and...

Battle across Four Dementions Prologue

posted by Penguinator

Prologue

It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey,...

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me outside sitting on the pokok Penulisan on my diary.

Me (writing my diary): Dear diary, most of everything has been crazy for me I just don't know why I keep getting hurt but somehow I keep on surviving really tough and Brave in a way. is it because I've been watching too much survival stuff on TV? atau maybe it's because i got some kind of gift i have inside me? I guess I won't know.

that's where Skipper and Marlene showed up after I was done Penulisan my diary.

Skipper and Marlene: hi Kiva.

Me: oh hei skipper, hi Marlene.

Marlene: what are anda doing Kiva?

Me: oh I been writing...

Lost in the belukar, belukar, bush of Africa chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the seterusnya mourning.

Skipper: come on guys we got to keep moving.

Marlene: skipper just face it were Lost in the middle of nowhere and Kiva is feeling weak.

Skipper: don't say that Marlene we will survive and Kiva will survive too.

Mort: my feet are burning!

Private: i know your feet are tired Mort but we need to keep going.

Me (weak): and trying very hard to stay alive.

Skipper: listen to me Kiva anda are a Brave and tough tetikus anda survived cheating death twice before anda gotta cheat death out of this one.

Me (weak): okay I'll try my best skipper.

then our luck change.

Private: skipper look.

Skipper: what...

Survival chapter 5

posted by kivamarie

the seterusnya mourning I woke up that once again I slept well last night. then I notice that skipper was still asleep. so I got out my diary with a pen from my backpack and headed somewhere quiet.

Me: (writes something on my diary) Dear diary, it has been four days since I got here. four days lalu I woke up and I didn't know where I was. I realize now that I was in the rainforest when I try to get up my leg was broken I was scared and alone so I've tried to survive on my own but three days lalu I drank the dirty water and it made me ill and sick (holds my stomach with my hands) ugh (keeps on writing...

Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces berkata it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...