Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if anda are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing anda will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

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A Shameful Crime [Part 1]

posted by RockOnPenguin

Skipper stood silently at the edge of the overhang that eventually lead to the pool. The wind was strong, like rocks being thrown at you. Wind being so strong, Skipper still stood there, staring into space.

Kowalski rose from the HQ, giving Skipper a curious look.

"Skipper, what are anda doing?"

No answer.

"Skipper? Hello? anda there?" Kowalski asked again.

Still no answer.

"I wonder what's up with him." Kowalski thought.
Kowalski presented Skipper to the others.

"Is Skippah OK?" Private asked with a worried look.

"Not sure what it is, but he's been standing there all morning, just staring into the atmosphere."...

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Crossroads "Shadows of the Past"

posted by Skiparah

Dear Readers,
If anda expected this to be another chapter of Crossroads, I am sorry to say that this is not what anda expected. The song 'Shadows of the Past' is a song I wrote that has a whole lot to do with the Crossroads story. If you're sick of Muzik and tired of trying to imagine what the tune may be, I'm not asking anda to do anything anda don't want to. If you're in the mood, then sejak sweet dandy Kandi I'd say sit back and enjoy it! X3

--
I was a kid with bigger plans and bigger slips than the seterusnya guy.
I had some Friends who'd trip anda up, then make for the sky.
Every kid has a time when they...

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Celeste Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy atau even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to katil so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking susu from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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An FYI for everyone, since it's happened a few times already...

posted by xDark_Angelx

With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If anda know this, great. If anda don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) tunjuk finale "The penguin Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....

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Finding the Light: (4) Answering the Unanswerable

posted by peacebaby7

The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! anda and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...

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A Banished Prince Chapter 9: The Most Important Mission

posted by legendary7

A saat later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step ke hadapan and turn around, catching him off guard. I hayun, swing down,...

What the heck is that? (Malaysian Version)

posted by werockz

Don't worry...there's a translation.
-
(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk penguin dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...

Crossroads: Part 15

posted by Skiparah

I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 8: Goodbyes And One Last Hope

posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They perpecahan, berpecah up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find anda it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut anda like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (1) Finding Cinta

posted by peacebaby7

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are anda okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his senapang on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

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Past to Future part 1

posted by mostar1219

A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the penguin habitat. In the penguin HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was lebih frightened than usual.
"Are anda sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the dinding from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...

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Finding The Light: (1) Who's Kowalski?

posted by peacebaby7

"Gin." Private berkata as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are anda so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...

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He Loves Me (Marski fanfic)

posted by NintendoPenguin

(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, atau ever would even Ciuman me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are anda okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...

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Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

posted by SuperRico

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get anda smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minit later…

Private: No, I berkata watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon?

Private: I berkata WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A tembikai is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained sejak smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My cupcake, kek cawan is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our kegemaran foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little Makanan beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When anda miss someone anda Cinta anda can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the hari ever again.

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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do anda watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful tunjuk about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My kegemaran superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach anda any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do anda like That 70.

User: What's that?...

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Crossroads: Part 11

posted by Skiparah

Apparently I was wrong when I thought I'd seen the last of Hans that night. I couldn't have been lebih wrong. The seterusnya hari he was back and glowing. "Hello chummy fun-pal!" he greeted, a derpy expression on his face. Back then I wasn't as paranoid as I am now, and I didn't smell foul play when it was in the air. I was just glad I had someone to talk to. We spent the hari fooling around 'just like old times' as Hans said. It wasn't the same for me though. Too much had changed during that time. I'd fell for love. I'd Lost love. I'd telah diberi up on life. I'd been rescued from death. That was alot to...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 4

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Gloria & Melman...

Gloria: "How ya doin' weavin' those vines there, Melman?"

Melman: "It's kinda hard to do with my hooves..."

Gloria: "Here, let me help you..." *grabs Melman's hooves & helps him weave the vines* "There, like that."

Melman: "Oh...thanks..." *sigh*

Gloria: "You're welcome."

Skipper: "There anda are higher mammal...& I mean that literally. I need your help."

Melman: "Uh, sure. What do anda need me for?"

Skipper: "Just follow me."

*walks over to the platform area*

Melman: "OK, so we're at the platform site, but what do anda need me here for?"

Skipper: "This operation...

The Antarctic Mission: saat Half

posted by peacebaby7

Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when anda see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 2

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could anda come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could anda look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, anda can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...