FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask soalan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawapan seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Rawak person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask soalan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawapan seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Rawak person!
raindrops on Ros and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp epal, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp epal, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Makanan at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid soalan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
*She throws Makanan at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid soalan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book sejak its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders atau u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Cinta to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komen-komen about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komen-komen about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Kelab song)
pisang pisang kambing biri-biri are there Friends
BANANAS
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarikh ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him utama AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO utama AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Kandi road like 45 like saat lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went utama and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
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