FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, atau added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A hari In The Life Of A Fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in lebih articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
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And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A hari In The Life Of A Fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in lebih articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new penyu sandwich, sandwic this week. But I am Penulisan this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought lebih about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Filem and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Filem far lebih often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city anda might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make lebih time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought lebih about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Filem and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Filem far lebih often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city anda might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make lebih time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude komen-komen to yourself. I hope anda like it and please tell me what anda think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper atau self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are pahit but the Buah is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which anda can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are pahit but the Buah is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which anda can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming atau seem polite. atau he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, atau worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear lebih of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? atau simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
