FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, anda silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID anda SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: anda call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!
#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*
#3: RAISINS:
Jimmy: hei Stan.
Stan: Jimmy, will anda go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy: For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
Stan: Just go talk to her an, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her, [thinks] tell her... [gestures] she's a con-tinuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: S-She's what?
Stan: She's a continuing sumber of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: ...Okay. [walks over to Wendy] hei uh-Wen, hei wu-Wendy. [she turns around with her books]
Wendy: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont, you're a- cont- S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
Wendy: WELL TELL STAN TO F*** OFF!! [closes her locker and runs away]
Jimmy: -cont- You're a cont-tinuing sumber of inspiration to him.
#4: Krismas IN CANADA:
Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Krismas hari and ... I'm in Canada!
Kyle: Well yeah, but ah-I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah! anda got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! [takes off his mittens] And what did I tell you, Kyle?! [unbuttons his jacket, takes it off, and bunches it up] I told anda that if we didn't make it back in time for Krismas I was gonna whup your a**, didn't I?! [tosses his jaket away]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, m***! That's right! anda and me! Right now! [puts up his fists] We're havin' it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!!
Kyle: ... (Puts up his fists and gives Cartman a light punch in the face).
Cartman: ... (blinks a few times and begins to cry).
#5: SOMETHING WALMART THIS WAY COMES:
Cartman: [Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are anda speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt anda again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
LATER:
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman: [rushing up to sertai them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with anda and help out.
Kyle: No way! anda wanna go with us so anda can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart!
Cartman: ........ Nuh-uh.
#6: MEDICAL FRIED CHICKEN:
Stan: Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little cancer Stanley, tell mom it's okay.
#7: MARJARINE:
When the boys fake Butters's death sejak throwing down a dead pig, the pig smashes into the pavement, spreading blood and guts everywhere, a medic comes to examine the body.
Medic: He.. Didn't make it.
#8: UNGROUNABLE:
Butters: (beliving he's a vampire, approaches a sleeping Cartman sejak sneaking into Cartman's room, and bites into Cartman's neck, making sucking sounds. Cartman wakes up and looks at him]
Cartman: Butters? [Butters continues] Butters what the hell?! [Butters backs up and then hops off the bed]
Butters: I can't do it. Ah, I- I can't do it! [he vomits on Cartman's floor]
Cartman: Dude!! [Liane enters]
Butters: [hisses at Liane, then runs out through the window and crashes to the ground outside.]
Liane: What's going on?
Cartman: Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!
Liane: ... Oh dear.
Cartman: Yes.
#9: RAISING THE BAR:
Man: Mr Cameron. The people should know how anda saved them/
James Cameron: .. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron.
#10: NIGHTMARE ON FACETIME:
Yates: How many people are at the Monster Mash?
Cop 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Cop 2: Look, whatever we do, we'd better hurry. It gets on in a flash.
#11: OH JEEZ:
(the fact this episode played the week Trump was elected)
News anchor: And uh, definitely a bit of a surprise here. Looks like America has voted for a change of pace. The world is in a bit of a shock, uh... Is this? We're, we're for sure this is for real, right?
Randy: WHAT HAVE anda DONE!? anda MANIACS!! [a man seated near the entrance pulls a gun out his back pocket and shoots himself in the head, falling off the chair.]
#12:
Sharon: My son has become a Mongolian? No! Noooo!! [buries her head in Randy's chest]
Richard: Oh God. What have we done? We sent our children away, and now they don't even remember who they are.
Roger: Kids? Don't anda remember us?
Randy: Wait wait. I learned some Mongolian in college. [steps forth] Ah, let's see. Uh. K-kids, uh, Bi kute. Bi salnek kute. Uh-d tah tasobarro.
Stan (face palm): Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude
Randy: Bi kute.
Roger: We are your parents. anda used to live here, with us.
Kyle: Yeah, it was like four days ago!
Richard: They're starting to remember.
Randy: [walks quickly and kneels seterusnya to Stan] Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
Stan: Uh huh, Stan Marsh.
Randy: [holds Stan firmly] That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber! [the rest of the parents rush out and hug their own kids, crying in relief]
Randy: Come kids. [steps forward] With us, now come. Home. Hoomme. [all turn and walk towards town through the gap in the great wall]
Stan: [to Kyle] Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. [faces ke hadapan and continues walking]
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2. I do not like coffee. atau tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
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5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My kegemaran Warna are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My kegemaran foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. atau tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I Cinta Cinta Cinta Cinta retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My kegemaran Warna are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits seterusnya to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the hati, tengah-tengah of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the api, kebakaran of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached sejak the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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KEK WILLS IT!
Episode 3 has arrived!
